{"id":5550,"date":"2011-04-18T19:31:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T00:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=5550"},"modified":"2011-04-19T19:22:27","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T00:22:27","slug":"relationship-tips-on-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/relationship-tips-on-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Relationship Tips on Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today on Twitter, the trending topic was <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23RelationshipTip101\" title=\"Relationship Tip 101 on Twitter\" target=\"_blank\">RelationshipTip101<\/a>. With such sage advice like &#8220;<strong>Nevah cheat on yo girl!<\/strong>&#8221; and &#8220;<strong>Never start one, it will only break ur heart \ud83d\ude41<\/strong>&#8220;, I felt compelled to depart with some of my wisdom to help these young, misguided kids.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and not because I am a shameless attention whore looking to get noticed on Twitter. Nope. Not ME!<\/p>\n<ul><a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23RelationshipTip101\"title=\"Relationship Tip 101 on Twitter\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<h2>RelationshipTip101<\/h2>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<li>When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask &#8220;when am I getting it back?&#8221;, it was probably just a tickle in my throat.<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It&#8217;s prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest!<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself &#8220;Did I burn the roast again? Did I say &#8216;no&#8217; to sex recently?&#8221;<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony.<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea.<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch&#8230; Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!?<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Your BF&#8217;s previous occupation was &#8220;Suicide Bomber&#8221;, and you are now realizing he has &#8220;Commitment Issues&#8221;&#8230; O RLY?<br \/>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I hope this helped someone out there&#8230; \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I felt compelled to depart with some of my wisdom to help these young, misguided kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter-updates"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Relationship Tips on Twitter - WHUZZUP!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/relationship-tips-on-twitter\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Relationship Tips on Twitter - 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