{"id":583,"date":"2002-12-26T20:09:48","date_gmt":"2002-12-26T23:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=583"},"modified":"2011-06-03T18:01:48","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T23:01:48","slug":"please-no-snowballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/please-no-snowballs\/","title":{"rendered":"PLEASE&#8230; NO SNOWBALLS!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t throw any more snowballs here!<\/p>\n<p>My mother said I can&#8217;t get wet&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>SUCKERS!!!!!!!<\/strong><br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve been Snowballed, by -e-!!!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/boffo_snowball2.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"boffo_snowball2.gif\" width=\"200\" height=\"183\" \/><br \/>\n(I can&#8217;t believe YOU fell for that shit!!!!!)&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&apos;t throw any more snowballs here! 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