{"id":618,"date":"2003-01-18T13:16:09","date_gmt":"2003-01-18T16:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=618"},"modified":"2011-06-04T00:01:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T05:01:52","slug":"doh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/doh\/","title":{"rendered":"DOH!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You people made Nico Cry!!! You forgot it was his birthday yesterday!!!<\/p>\n<p>How could you???<\/p>\n<p>Well, um&#8230; I forgot too.<br \/>\nAnd it seems his brother isn&#8217;t too sure of his age. So, uhm, Happy belated birthday?<\/p>\n<p>Two words: <strong>BIRTHDAY ALARM, PEOPLE!!!!! DON&#8217;T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes. I know that was five or six.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t fuck with me today.<br \/>\n<!--..<br \/--> ***\/\/ Edited 7:33 PM \/\/*******************<br \/>\nSince I am a sucky excuse for a human being, much less a friend&#8230;<br \/>\nI offer this lame-o Belated birthday gift, since I know he loves cats so much&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>I re-present (for a limited time):<\/strong> <strong>MY CAT, PUDDY<\/strong><br \/>\n***\/\/ End Edit \/\/*******************<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You people made Nico Cry!!! 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