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Yes, boys and girls… THIS IS THE MOMENT. At long last, this week’s event of the century is here. Are you nervous??? You bet your bippy you are, and why shouldn’t you be? For a while now, your most intimate thoughts, your innermost dreams, and your dumbest quiz results have been out on the WORLD WIDE WEB for all of us to see…<\/p>\n
You wanted accolades and praise for talking about your breakfast, the furniture you bought at IKEA, and your Friday Five answers…. you got it!!!<\/p>\n
But first, let’s…<\/p>\n
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OVERALL SEXINESS<\/strong> **\/\/ Wait… can we DO that??? *SHRUG* \/\/**<\/em><\/p>\n POLITICAL<\/strong> PROBLEM ADULTS<\/strong> TRIAL BY FIRE (and other legal crap)<\/strong> HOLLYWOOD LOOKALIKES\/ACTALIKES<\/strong> CODING AND DEVELOPMENT<\/strong> IS THIS POST ABOUT ME?<\/strong> BOO. FUCKING. HOO.<\/strong> TALENT??? YOU NEED TALENT IN THIS BIZ?<\/strong>
\nThey’re sexy, intriguing and fascinating. We put them down, and bitch about them behind their backs all the time because apparently we’re not.<\/p>\n\n
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\nNothing generates laughs more than Capitol Hill. Aw hell, it’s the comedy nexus of the world…<\/p>\n\n
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\nThese are people impervious to ritalin. They cause madness and mayhem everywhere they go, and feel the internet is nothing more than their litterbox. You stay on their good side, nervously laugh at their jokes, and suck up to them… because you’ve seen the wrath and destruction they’ve brought upon their enemies up close.<\/p>\n\n
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\nPeople who have been through legal and personal hell this year, and were kind enough to share their pain for us before we moved on the our next read.<\/p>\n\n
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\nThey either look like your favorite Hollywood celebrities, sure as hell act like them… sometimes they’re even better than the original.<\/p>\n
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\nThese are the web stars of tomorrow… or maybe the day after that, or maybe the day after that. Who the hell knows.<\/p>\n\n
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\nWhy, yes. Yes it is! You are the stars, the moon, and the sun, baby! Tim Berners-Lee created the web JUST for you, and Evan came up with the schematics for Blogger with YOU in mind! Contrary to what Robyn’s highly-paid minions and lackeys would have you believe… YOU, sir, are TROOLY<\/span> The Princess of the Blogiverse\u2122<\/strong>. Aaaand if the shoe fits… hey, throw the damn thing out and start a flame war, fer chrissakes. What good is HAVING only ONE shoe that fits anyway?<\/p>\n\n
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\nAWWWWWW!!!!!! Lookit -e-, HAVING a pity party at his own awards show! Nobody’s nominating him for jack shit. Let’s toss a few his way to shut him the fuck up before he starts whining again.<\/p>\n\n
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\nSome bloggers tend to go against the grain and actually *DO* something that interests someone other than themselves. No. Really. It happens sometimes.<\/p>\n\n