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\nIn yo’ faces…CHUMPS!!!<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Traffic here has spiked today, largely due to our own Mr. Laurence, and the lovely (and oh so scandalous!) Min Jung Kim<\/strong>. Welcome! Please feel free to nominate Ms. Kim and make up a great category (be nice, you!!!!)<\/p>\n Maria has survived another round of layoffs at her job. WOO HOO!!! A lot of friends recently haven’t been as fortunate. Gee? You think our economy is just a *little* fucked??? I was going to a comedy club tomorrow night, but I decided to watch the State of the Union Address<\/strong> on tv instead.<\/p>\n Yes. You may take that any way you want.<\/p>\n Boffo the clown<\/strong> offers “no comment” on the settlement, however requested that we put the following graphic back up…<\/p>\n I am SO SCREWED!!! I might as well put up a “404 page” now… Let your voices be heard!!! PROBLEM ADULTS<\/strong><\/p>\n FRIENDS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE DISTURBED AXE MURDERERS<\/strong> LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD<\/strong><\/p>\n Winners through Round II will be constantly updated on this page. (One more time: Nominate them in the comments…AND THEY WIN! We've got Round II going on… To me, this is even better than Round I, because the WEB COMMUNITY gives you 'The Finger™'… not just…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,11,3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-the-web-burns","category-basic-stupidity","category-entertainment","category-old-stuff"],"yoast_head":"\n
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I’m sure you’re ALL following the scandals going on here closely, and you’ll be happy to know we’ve reached a settlement with Ms. Bullock’s attorneys. Basically, my attorney explained that due to Boffo’s widely-publicized cocaine addiction and alcoholism… coupled with his distress that Geocities has closed down his cartoon page (there since 1998)… his lapses of judgement are somewhat excusable. Attorneys for Ms. Bullock are willing to let this go as long as there is no more publicity, and we keep “that disgusting pig on a short leash.”<\/p>\n
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\nR O U N D T W O<\/h3>\n
\nYou nominate a fellow blogger… and THEY WIN AUTOMATICALLY.
\nSo far…<\/p>\n\n
\n(Awarded by Lambchop)<\/li>\n
\n(Awarded by Angel)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\nPeople that have touched our lives, and enriched it through the internet. Like that hot little vixen you cybered on IM who ended up being a 45 year old dude in Chicago… appearances can be deceiving. That’s ok. Things happen. They may or may not be Hitler’s offspring, or goat rapers in real life, but online… they’re ok and treat us good. And that’s what counts.<\/p>\n\n
\n(Awarded by Kim)<\/li>\n
\n(Awarded by Evil Batgrl)<\/li>\n
\n(Awarded by Kat)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n(Awarded by Kim)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\nCome on… GET IN THERE AND MAKE SOMEONE’S DAY!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nDon’t make me try and EXPLAIN this with a shadow puppet SHOW again.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"