{"id":641,"date":"2003-02-06T23:15:42","date_gmt":"2003-02-07T02:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=641"},"modified":"2003-02-06T23:15:42","modified_gmt":"2003-02-07T02:15:42","slug":"yet-another-michael-jacksons-a-freak-knee-jerk-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/yet-another-michael-jacksons-a-freak-knee-jerk-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet another Michael Jackson&#8217;s a freak knee-jerk post&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rewind the clock twenty years or so&#8230;<br \/>\nMay 1983&#8230; You see a little -=e=- getting ready to graduate high school. The end of the year talent show, had me and a GROUP of guys FROM the school band calling ourselves &#8220;The Jazzy Gents&#8221; on stage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The program had us doing a run of the mill, Glenn Miller &#8220;In the mood&#8221;-type jazz progression, the inner-city crowd, subjected to a rather lackluster night, restrained by an old-fashioned teacher running it, were finally content&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, the music stopped.<\/p>\n<p>The drummer breaks INTO a solo, followed by a modern drum beat. I played an all-too-familiar bass line&#8230; the crowd was on their feet.<\/p>\n<p>We decided &#8220;Fuck it&#8230; we&#8217;re playing <b>Billie Jean<\/b>!!!&#8221;. If we were leaving the school, we were going out in style. Two break dancers joined us on either side, recreating &#8220;The Gloved One&#8221;s electrifying performance on &#8220;Motown 25&#8221;, just weeks earlier.<\/p>\n<p>The crowd went fucking wild!<br \/>\nYeah&#8230; we planned the rebellion all along. ;0)<\/p>\n<p>It was as if a riot was going to break out at any second&#8230; the guys handling the lights decided to get extra creative, we were instrumental, so the audience sang every word to the #1 song in the country, danced in the aisles, despite the terrified teachers ordering everyone to stay seated. The steam coming out of the teacher&#8217;s ears, over the change in program, provided one hell of a smoke machine effect. :0)<\/p>\n<p>The coordinator of the SHOW finally got tired of us defying her, the back stage crew ignoring her orders to close the curtains on us&#8230; she finally unplugged our amplifiers when we were halfway through &#8220;<b>Beat it<\/b>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Bitch.<\/p>\n<p>As a child of the 80&#8217;s, I couldn&#8217;t think of anyone that *WASN&#8217;T* a Michael Jackson fan. Ever see the scene in &#8220;Beverly Hills Cop&#8221; where Eddie Murphy chuckles at the white couple with the Jheri Curls and the &#8220;Thriller&#8221; Jackets?.<\/p>\n<p>That might as well had been me. I had my hair permed twice, and paid $150 bucks for a silk &#8220;Thriller&#8221; jacket in 1984 (shut up.). I&#8217;d get off of elevators in Manhattan to a chuckling receptionist watching me in their monitors: &#8220;Hey, your spins are really improving! *snicker*&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was truly Michael Jackson&#8217;s world in those days. We were only living in it. Being born and raised in the entertainment biz, his music and moves were pure magic. <\/p>\n<p>20 years later, I watched in horror at the price the man paid to become &#8220;The King of Pop&#8221; on 20\/20 tonight.<\/p>\n<p>He seemed more defensive about his plastic surgery, than his hanging an infant over a balcony in Germany. He twitches when his father is mentioned. And honestly thinks nothing is wrong with his kids saying they &#8220;have no mother&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Most disturbing of all, is how he just doesn&#8217;t get how inapropriate his contact with children is&#8230; sleeping in his bed with him. Calling parents who have a problem with it &#8220;whacky&#8221;. (!!!)<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even begin to figure out what has fucked him up. Was it the torment and abuse of his father? The fact that he never had a childhood? HAVING his head filled with Jehovah&#8217;s Witness doctrine? The fact that he&#8217;s spent his entire life in the spotlight, surrounded by people telling him anything he wanted to hear?<\/p>\n<p>Is it all of the above?<br \/>\nOr is it a deliberate move to get back in the spotlight, as it&#8217;s the only life he&#8217;s ever known?<\/p>\n<p>Ask anyone in the entertainment biz. There&#8217;s no such thing as &#8220;bad press&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, some guy named Phil Spector shot and killed a woman in his home.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. I&#8217;m sorry&#8230; back to Michael Jackson and all his surgeries&#8230;<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t express the sadness and pity I have for the man these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the news, some old guy named Phil Spector shot and killed a woman&#8230; oh wait, better yet, let&#8217;s talk about Michael Jackson&#8217;s nose and his love of children.<br \/>\n&#8230;.-<br \/>\nCOMMENT:<br \/>\nAUTHOR: Tammie<br \/>\nEMAIL: b1aby2blue4@hotmail.com<br \/>\nIP: 68.115.251.153<br \/>\nURL: http:\/\/thebodaciousorlandobloom.blogspot.com<br \/>\nDATE: 02\/07\/2003 12:26:40 AM<br \/>\nThe &#8220;good&#8221; old days,hey \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-old-stuff","category-e-show"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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