{"id":662,"date":"2003-04-16T20:44:11","date_gmt":"2003-04-16T23:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=662"},"modified":"2011-06-04T09:54:30","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T14:54:30","slug":"in-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/in-the-news\/","title":{"rendered":"In the news…"},"content":{"rendered":"

TOP STORY – ACTOR FOUND DEAD<\/strong>
\n\"Mr.NEW YORK (AP) – Famed flash actor Mr. Winky, was found dead in his apartment today. Police are ruling it “suspicious”, and no two-legged suspects have been named. While his fall appeared like a suicide, an unnamed doorman was quoted as saying: “Man… Humpty Dumpty was pushed.”<\/p>\n

IN OTHER NEWS…<\/strong><\/p>\n

  • Sayed’s goon squad<\/strong> has now decided to give me a break and has now moved on to harrassing Maria… Who has run Traceroutes on their IP addresses, tracked them down, and kicked all their asses… YOU GO GIRL!!!!
    \n(How much more of this guy’s shit do we have to put up with, anyway?)<\/li>\n
  • Sources in Norfolk, VA say that Michele will be on CNN Monday.<\/li>\n
  • Cheyenne has started a meme today called “Wednesday Wishes”. Leave your “I wish…” either in her comments, or somewhere where she can find it… sounds FUN! And we need some fun around here.<\/li>\n

    \"TheNo promises, but I’m trying to get The Super-Dudes out the door sometime tomorrow night.<\/p>\n

    Why? Cuz the web’s so boring without me….<\/strong>
    \n(Gawd I can’t get that Eminem song out of my head…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sources in Norfolk, VA say that Michele will be on CNN Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-news-gossip"],"yoast_head":"\nIn the news... - WHUZZUP!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/in-the-news\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"In the news... - WHUZZUP!\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Sources in Norfolk, VA say that Michele will be on CNN Monday.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/in-the-news\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"WHUZZUP!\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/EricBrooksDotComWeb\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2003-04-16T23:44:11+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2011-06-04T14:54:30+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/winky.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Eric Brooks\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@EricBrooksCom\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@EricBrooksCom\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Eric Brooks\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/in-the-news\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/in-the-news\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Eric Brooks\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/3addcc1e092289f4bb7dbdaf170c2123\"},\"headline\":\"In the news…\",\"datePublished\":\"2003-04-16T23:44:11+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2011-06-04T14:54:30+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/in-the-news\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":191,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/in-the-news\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.ericbrooks.com\\\/images\\\/posts\\\/winky.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Humor\",\"News & Gossip\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/in-the-news\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ericbrooks.com\\\/whuzzup\\\/in-the-news\\\/\",\"name\":\"In the news... - 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