{"id":671,"date":"2003-04-25T17:04:47","date_gmt":"2003-04-25T20:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=671"},"modified":"2011-06-04T10:08:59","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T15:08:59","slug":"bored-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/bored-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Bored Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man&#8230; if I had one of those &#8220;I&#8217;m feeling&#8230;&#8221; buttons on my site, it would probably say &#8220;cheap &amp; used&#8221; right now.<\/p>\n<p>How are you supposed to feel when you make amends with someone, you write nice stuff about them, they write nice stuff about you (well, more like USE YOU as a cheap tool to keep people FROM dropping out their project like flies in a mass exodus&#8230;) have these hundreds of people come here overnight to read my post&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.and then they read the next one, which looks like a &#8220;pig party&#8221;, and makes them look like a REAL asshole?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/judd.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Eric Brooks, as played by Judd Nelson\" width=\"200\" height=\"188\" align=\"right\" \/>Would YOU remove all that nice stuff that you wrote about ME, and declare it a &#8220;useless rant&#8221;?????<\/p>\n<p>*sigh* <strong>THE TRUTH:<\/strong> It&#8217;s not for everyone, y&#8217;know.<\/p>\n<p>Yes&#8230; ignore me now. I&#8217;ll go away.<br \/>\n*SNORT* Oh Yeah, like *THAT&#8217;S* ever worked before!<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIt was kind of a fun party last night. Robyn and Solonor (starting trouble, as usual), dropped by, <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">snor<\/span>drank up all my coke, blasphemed the Yankees&#8230; before taking off on trips (supposedly separate trips&#8230;. yeah. uh huh.) and worse yet, dragged the Stupid Evil Bastard along.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; then the onslaught of the dreaded COMEDY TROLLS&#8230;<br \/>\nIt could take months to get the stains out of these rugs!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve really gotta find me some new friends. The web went to hell since Maria left.<br \/>\n\/\/** <strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Maria is back with a vengeance!!!! Go give her love&#8230; **\/\/<\/p>\n<p>Scooter&#8217;s got a troll in his comments&#8230;. BEAT THE PISS OUT OF HIM!!!<br \/>\n(uhm&#8230; The troll. I meant the troll, ok?)<\/p>\n<p>More later&#8230;<br \/>\n\/\/**<strong>It&#8217;s Later:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t anybody freak out of my link list I put back up. I lost my copy of my last set of links (because I&#8217;m retarded), so this is FROM my CD backup FROM April (do you have any idea what a bitch it has been to surf sites in the last two days???).<\/p>\n<p>I have no intention of delinking anyone. Not even the two morons who raised a big fuss, even posted a big &#8220;Yeah my being delinked hurts, but I&#8217;m selfish, I don&#8217;t care about other people, and I can&#8217;t see the big picture&#8230; so I&#8217;m still playing&#8221; protest post, to rile up so many people to call this nameless bully (moi) all sorts of names&#8230;<br \/>\nAND (here&#8217;s the kicker) THEY&#8217;RE NOT EVEN LINKED TO ME TO BEGIN WITH! 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