{"id":692,"date":"2003-05-12T13:32:08","date_gmt":"2003-05-12T16:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=692"},"modified":"2011-06-04T10:49:09","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T15:49:09","slug":"im-not-blogging-about-you-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/im-not-blogging-about-you-really\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not blogging about you. Really."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;hopelessly in love with Eric (though goodness knows why, I mean, been there, done that, and well, let&#8217;s just call it performance anxiety shall we). &#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>-Faith &#8211;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hah hahahahaha!!!! Oh man I feel sorry for that poor g&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*blink*<\/p>\n<p>Heeeeeeyyyyyy??!!?!!<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> John called me an &#8220;idiot&#8221; privately (and asshole publicly, and repeatedly&#8230; but with a lot of love) for the &#8220;delinking threat&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Batgrl and I argued for days over it<\/li>\n<li>Daphne said said I was &#8220;being petty&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Solonor and Robyn only did that spectacular demonstration in support of Maria<\/li>\n<li>Poor confused Lisa wants to know if &#8220;Redneck&#8221; is considered a race (and do I hate &#8220;their kind&#8221; too?)&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Now this FROM Faith???? YEESH!!!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>The Score:<\/strong><br \/>\nLackies and flunkies that delisted because I told them to: 0<br \/>\nMinions and Blind Loyalists who supported my idiotic remark: 0<br \/>\nFriends who put me in my place: I lost count. Honest.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EricBrooks.Com\u00ae <\/strong>&#8211; Either surrounded by friends that think for themselves, and are more than happy to put a foot up my ass when I&#8217;m dead wrong&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Or I&#8217;m surrounded by &#8220;Blindly loyal&#8221; flunkies in dire need of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">seeeeerious<\/span> disciplinary action for thier recent treasonous actions against thier Ruthless Overlord\u2122, or something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You tell me which scenario sounds about right.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"reg\">PS: Anyone else who wishes to beat on that poor dead horsie&#8230; he&#8217;s REALLY dead, stuffed, and sitting next to fucking &#8220;Trigger&#8221; in Roy Roger&#8217;s empty-ass house&#8230; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"reg\">&#8230; guarded by PETA (even though he&#8217;s REALLY dead, it&#8217;s STILL animal abuse, ok?). What was that story about those Japanese soldiers in the jungle that didn&#8217;t know WWII was over? 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