{"id":709,"date":"2003-06-06T07:39:35","date_gmt":"2003-06-06T10:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=709"},"modified":"2011-06-04T13:17:27","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T18:17:27","slug":"it-must-be-summertime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/it-must-be-summertime\/","title":{"rendered":"It must be summertime…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It must be the warm weather which wakes the neanderthals out of hibernation, as they come dragging their knuckles out of their caves and in our faces.<\/p>\n

Yeah, I’m referring to Kat’s tormentor. That asshole, TGO. (I think it either stands for “T<\/strong>otally G<\/strong>utless O<\/strong>ne” or “T<\/strong>he G<\/strong>ay O<\/strong>rifice”, who knows.)<\/p>\n

Nothing spells “pathetic loser” like a guy that has to fabricate his own hate mail, or have a forum where he starts topic after topic that no one bothers to read, much less give a shit about. He claims to have this army of fans. I believe if there were such people retarded enough to adore this mental midget, they’d all be illiterate, and stumbling on big words like “the” or “dog”.<\/p>\n

I feel for ya, TGO. Adoring fans with a second grade reading level make for a shitty fan base on the web. (If I’m losing you here, I CAN type slower.) Personally, I think if you don’t count your right hand, your so-called “army of fans” would total to exactly ZERO. Yeah, I got you pegged, asshat.<\/p>\n

I think we should kick off the summer festivities by declaring open season on this asshole for torturing a woman who’s already in a great deal of pain.<\/p>\n

Sure it’s like shooting fish duct-taped to the wall at point-blank range, but I have nothing better to do. And I really need his three hits a day, and all the anonymous posts this lamer is going to try and pull. Though I really doubt T<\/strong>urd G<\/strong>rabbing O<\/strong>ddball has the balls to take on an able-bodied man, that will probably put a size-11 foot up his ass if I’m ever down his way on business.<\/p>\n

He calls it “Freedom of Speech”, where I come FROM it’s called “Harrassment and Menacing”.<\/p>\n

He’s a funny guy.
\nBut looks aren’t everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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