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\n…who knows I may come back as one of those moronic warblogging nitwits? (Banner shamelessly swiped FROM Beastie.)<\/p>\n
(No not “hiatus”. The old crew knows what “hiatus” means. This is a good thing we’re talking about here.)<\/p>\n
As of 5:01PM EST… I have officially gone on vacation.<\/p>\n
Unless you count occasional bouts of unemployment, and the times I’ve been locked up and\/or institutionalized… this is my first REAL vacation FROM work since 1988.<\/p>\n
I love you all, but the web is the LAST place I want to spend my time.<\/p>\n
If you lived in a resort community with two pools, a golf course, recreational staff and a nightly Hawaiian show… well, you would feel the same way too.<\/p>\n
I’ll probably be hanging around behind the scenes tweaking things, and catching up on other projects. The kiddies are already waaaay ahead of me in the sunburn department, and I feel I need to catch up with them.<\/p>\n
Maybe I’ll watch some TV too…
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\n…who knows I may come back as one of those moronic warblogging nitwits? (Banner shamelessly swiped FROM Beastie.)<\/p>\n
There’s plenty of coke in the fridge, and some great sites to surf on my links page.<\/p>\n
And go give Chey and Todd-n-Robyn some love, k?<\/p>\n
I’m outta here…<\/p>\n
So long, suckers,
\n-e-<\/p>\n
\/\/ Updated 10:48 PM:<\/strong> Comical Ali is back. Unconfirmed rumors say he’ll be replacing Letterman this summer. (via Fancy Robot)<\/p>\n Ding Dong, the bigot’s dead!<\/strong><\/span>* Strom Thurmond dead at 100. (via me and AP)<\/p>\n I’m off to watch Stripperella. Don’t let me catch none of you wimmen watching the network-not-allowed-to-be-called-SpikeTV, the ONLY network for men\u2122!!!<\/p>\n (You know, it’s only a cartoon version of her movie Barb Wire… what, were they afraid of getting sued by Jane Fonda for naming it “Barbarella” next?)<\/p>\n * \/\/ UPDATE 6\/28:<\/strong> Probably the smartest thing I’ve read all weekend:<\/p>\n “He was a stupid old man. Let him be. And if you do rejoice, don’t complain about people thanking Jesus for Paul Wellstone’s aircraft maintenance.<\/em>” Considering we met as we were both appalled at the fiendish glee that some people shared over a girl being ripped in half by a bulldozer, this is some very sage advice. I think it’s time I started thinking before pressing “submit” on a kneejerk reaction.<\/p>\n (Of course the tickets for my OWN funeral are still selling like hotcakes among all my hataz. Hey, what are ya gonna do?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (No not 'hiatus'. The old crew knows what 'hiatus' means. This is a good thing we're talking about here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,16,5,9,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-the-web-burns","category-political-cannon-fodder","category-site-updates","category-e-show","category-poconos"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n–Reverend Mykeru<\/strong> –<\/p><\/blockquote>\n