{"id":824,"date":"2004-04-12T11:31:47","date_gmt":"2004-04-12T14:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=824"},"modified":"2011-06-05T13:56:57","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T18:56:57","slug":"easter-bunny-dead-in-bizzare-hunting-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/easter-bunny-dead-in-bizzare-hunting-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Bunny Dead in Bizzare Hunting Accident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/images\/posts\/bunny_hunt.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photo\/Associated Press\" width=\"208\" height=\"281\" align=\"right\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>By PETER GOESINYA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>AP Sportswriter<\/em><\/p>\n<p>STONECREST, PA (AP) &#8211; Well kids, enjoy that basket you just got and try and make that candy last for a good, long time.<\/p>\n<p>Two hunters, identified only as &#8220;Jerry and Bob&#8221;, called the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday to let them know that they just &#8220;bagged the biggest f**king rabbit we&#8217;ve ever seen&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The Guinness people realized immediately what happened and notified the police.<\/p>\n<p>The victim was identified as Peter J. Cottontail (672 C.E. &#8211; 2004 C.E.), a large supernatural rabbit\/human hybrid known and loved by children the world over as &#8220;The Easter Bunny&#8221;. Cottontail was pronounced dead on the scene FROM shotgun wounds to his chest and abdomen.<\/p>\n<p>Police have held the two hunters on charges of man(-rabbit hybrid)slaughter, hunting without a license, hunting out of season, criminal tresspassing, and &#8220;typical redneck stupidity&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Police report that these two men were arrested back in January, 2000, when they locked their <a href=\"\/y2kmike\/\" target=\"offsite\">friend up in a Y2K Shelter<\/a> for nearly two weeks and led him to believe the world was destroyed.<\/p>\n<p>Charges were never filed when it was discovered by a court-appointed psychiatrist that the men had an I.Q. of 85&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;combined.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By PETER GOESINYA AP Sportswriter STONECREST, PA (AP) &#8211; Well kids, enjoy that basket you just got and try and make that candy last for a &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3,28,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basic-stupidity","category-entertainment","category-humor","category-religion"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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