Heh… I once heard that a human will go insane after seven days with no sleep. That is SO not true. Probably propaganda by Serta or one of those mattress companies or something.<\/p>\n
It’s just like quitting smoking… sure it’s rough for a few weeks (like I swore I kept seeing Brad Pitt and we were going INTO the soapmaking business together?)…<\/p>\n
But after a month, you realize you don’t need it.<\/p>\n
Oh, and the Bush administration? I’m totally sick of them. Is it November yet?
\nIf the guarantee of a gay marriage ban, or the draft coming back in the next term isn’t enough of an excuse… how about the fact that Americans aren’t safe anywhere on the planet?<\/p>\n
Nobody ever hated Russian tourists. We always pitied them for being poor saps for not knowing all of the sucky things their commie government was doing. Of course they weren’t loud, fat and obnoxious…<\/p>\n
Did we get Osama yet?
\nI think you get the point.<\/p>\n
Don’t get me wrong, if I were to ever actually meet President Bush, of course I would SHOW him the respect you’d give to a president.<\/p>\n
Much like the way you give respect to your boss or some other suit in the office, and then remark what an asshole he is once they were out of earshot?<\/p>\n
No, really. I can’t stand him and what he’s done to our country. If I had any more contempt for him I’d have the Secret Service at my door asking me to “chill out”. You know, it’s like if I worked in McDonalds, you’d hear over the intercom “Hello. Welcome to McDonalds… how may I hate Bush for you today?”<\/p>\n
Oh, and there’s a new element in the William Hung nightmares now…
\nAfter the show, he moves in with me and the familiy…<\/p>\n
…WITH A KARAOKE MACHINE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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