{"id":911,"date":"2004-12-02T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-03T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=911"},"modified":"2011-06-05T16:50:24","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T21:50:24","slug":"dear-mary-stewart-please-take-your-spam-for-phentermine-and-shove-them-clear-up-your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/dear-mary-stewart-please-take-your-spam-for-phentermine-and-shove-them-clear-up-your\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Mary Stewart: Please take your spam for phentermine and shove it clear up your…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Between the four blogs I am currently managing… I have deleted well over 1,000 comment spams FROM this jerkoff in the past few days. You’ll never see them because WordPress has some awesome features that automatically detects spam and throws it INTO a queue, pending moderation.<\/p>\n

Now for someone who asks “why do these people spam, it can’t be all that profitable?!!?”.<\/p>\n

Apparently, you don’t understand the spamming industry.
\nThe companies and websites that you are being spammed with are not the ones doing the spamming. They hire someone to do this.<\/p>\n

The spammers get paid whether you buy the crap or not.<\/p>\n

It seems to me like they are trying more to achieve higher search engine rankings than they are sales. For anyone searching the web for phentermine (or viagra, or vicodin, or cialis), their site is going to rank #1 because their link is on so many sites. Something like a Google-bomb.<\/p>\n

Spammers also make money by selling your email (along with 20 million others) to their other little jerkoff spamming friends. (This is why you don’t click on those opt-out links. Sure they won’t spam you any more, but they know they have a live email to sell.)<\/p>\n

Illegal and profitable as hell.<\/p>\n

Not buying phentermine FROM Mary_Stuart@postmaster.co.uk will not stop the spam.
\nHowever, rounding up spammers and putting them in a leper colony, will.
\nThey can’t type once their fingers fall off, you see.<\/p>\n

I’m Eric Brooks and I approve this message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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