{"id":935,"date":"2005-03-06T21:17:19","date_gmt":"2005-03-07T02:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=935"},"modified":"2011-06-05T17:18:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T22:18:58","slug":"the-best-of-jack-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/the-best-of-jack-chick\/","title":{"rendered":"The wild & wonderful world of Jack Chick"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nI love Jack Chick, I really do. I find myself addicted to his tracts and his odd reasoning sometimes. He’s a great artist and he captures those unsaved people getting livid over hearing the name “Jesus Christ” like nobody else!<\/p>\n

Basically there’s three ways to convert people to Christianity.<\/strong><\/p>\n

  • There’s the tried and true method of capturing and torturing them and their loved ones , until they accept Christ into their heathen lil’ hearts…(made popular during the Crusades and the inquisition)<\/li>\n
  • There’s the rarely used tactic of actually practicing Christianity, loving your neighbor and showing acts of kindness to let them know that you are following Jesus’ principles…<\/li>\n
  • Then there’s Jack Chick’s method. Put out a comic book that lets you know that a horrifying fate of eternal torment is waiting for you in Hell unless you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour.<\/li>\n

    Basically it boils down to this with the Chick method:<\/strong>
    \nIf you’re a Catholic… you’re going to hell
    \nIf you watch Harry Potter…. you’re going to hell
    \nIf you read any other Bible besides the King James version… you’re going to hell
    \nIf you’re a mormon, freemason, buddhist, muslim… well, three guesses where you’re going? (The first two guesses don’t count).<\/p>\n

  • Here is a parody where Jack Chick dies and faces judgment, like so many of the other characters he’s written about. It’s freakin’ hilarious!<\/li>\n
  • Here are the rest of Weird Dave’s Chick Parodies… (Warning: Excessive laughter may cause damage to your computer screen if the operator is foolishly drinking a beverage. Be smart, don’t drink and surf parody sites!)<\/li>\n
  • Church of the Subgenius steps in with a parody of “Somebody loves me”, in which the abused boy accepts “Bob” as his Lord and Saviour just before dying…<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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