{"id":972,"date":"2005-04-26T20:17:24","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T01:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/?p=972"},"modified":"2011-06-05T17:39:07","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T22:39:07","slug":"virgin-marys-gone-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericbrooks.com\/whuzzup\/virgin-marys-gone-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Virgin Marys gone WILD!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"TheSomeone posted this picture on the Pocono Forums<\/strong>. Supposedly the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass in Chicago.<\/p>\n

Well, you know… it didn’t quite look like the Virgin Mary. (Well, at least not any part of her body that we would normally see!) I was beginning to worry that maybe EVERYTHING looks like a woman’s vagina to me now.<\/p>\n

It’s been so friggin’ long that I’m actually amazed that I remember what one looks like!
\n
\nWell it appears I wasn’t the only one who thought this Marian Apparition looked like a HooHa:
\nChicago Virgin Mary Highway Vagina<\/a><\/strong>
\n(NOT work safe! Worse than THIS POST! Why the hell are you goofing off at work, anyway?)<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s bad enough I’ve been walking around noticing that in all the statues of the Virgin Mary that she has those small, perky breasts I like so much.<\/p>\n

I mean, it’s completely INAPPROPRIATE to think of the mother of Jesus as the “Ultimate MILF<\/a><\/strong>“(!!!), ain’t it?<\/p>\n

It’s a sign from God.
\nI have strayed away too long.
\nOne more Vaginal Apparition, and I will become a Catholic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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