Y2K Mike - The First Great Prank of the 21st Century - by Eric Brooks

Y2K Mike Stuff!

Hi. it's me, Jerry...

Well we wanted to get all these cool T-Shirts printed and stuff, but then we found out that it actually costs money to do that...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????

So we came up with a better idea...Bob has the keys to their house, why don't we sell Mike's stuff???


Mike's Truck

Aint she a beaut? You can own this 1987 P.O.S.
Seats two (three if someone's real skinny!), holds a lot of junk. Truth be told, I havent seen this hunk o' junk move from that spot in over a year.

Mike's Truck
Price: $100.00  Cinderblocks not included.

Mike's Thermal Huntin' Jacket

Hey! Lookit that good looking guy, sportin off that huntin jacket!

It really is a warm jacket. Hell, I've been wearin it to work all week! I'm only makin that face cuz I had to take a leak... REEEAL BAD ! And Bob's goin "One more picture", "One more

Crazy-@$$ Jerry in Mikes Jacket
picture". I didn't need that sick basterd snappin a picture of my pecker and givin you all the wrong idea about me! (With it bein' all cold outside, and all!)
Price: $50.00   Jerry not included.

Mike's Living room Picture

Is it just me, or does this have no place in a married man's trailer???

Well some lucky guy out there can have this in their own batchelor pad...where it belongs!

Cindy will probably thank you!

Mike's Picture...WHY???
Price: $50.00  
Cindy butt nekkid...OHHHH!

Poloroids of Cindy!

WHOOOOOWEEEEE!!!! We sure hit the jackpot raidin their bedroom drawers lookin for stuff to sell !!!

Set of three. Used to be five, but Bob & I decided to keep two for yourselves.

You really don't want them back at this point, TRUST ME.

Price: Best Offer!  

Banners & Links

Okay, maybe you're not ready to buy any of Mike's junk yet...how bout some free banners to link to this site? Save the images and link to:
http://www.ericbrooks.com/y2kmike/

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Much appreceated...THANKS!!!

©2000 Bob & Jerry
Does parody have one "R" or two???
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