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Hello
jourrnal, it's me, Bob.
Well,
hitch me up with Lorena Bobbit, and call me "stubby"!
Turns
out that paranoid moron put in for a weeks vacation. I told our
manager Mr. Mankewiecz (aka the "hillbilly pollock") what we did,
and he didn't even bat an eye!
Sure me
and Jerry have pulled off some classics at the factory, but shit!
This is our best prank to date... (HEE HEE!)
That's
ok...we think the pollock has no sense of humor, and probably molests little kids
anyway. I mean, damn WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GUY???? This is some
good stuff here!
Anyway,
Jerry finally got around to listen to the tapes
and copeying it down on the computer.
Forgive
him people. He's a little slow, useing two fingers to type and all...
Not to
mention the dumbass spelled "War
Jourrnal" WRONG!
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