Some band we haven’t heard from since 1991 announces they’re breaking up. In other exciting news, my cat likes to play with her new ball.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/r-e-m-break-up-after-three-decades-20110921
And gingers are being rejected from sperm banks???
http://onlinenewswebsite.com/sperm-banks-turning-away-redheads/109692/
Who is in charge of writing the news this week, The Onion?