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– Do these THIEVES of type and thoughts, these pompous, plagiarizing pillagers of punctuation and prepositions KNOW WHA… http://lnk.ms/Dm26c #

– Q: What does Showstopper have in common with her plumber? | A: They’re both trying to save face. #

– Have a coke and a smile. 🙂 http://lnk.ms/G5zlx #

– If you are still undecided on who you are voting for (or don’t want your town destroyed)… Godzilla offers a solutio… http://lnk.ms/G6FSR #

– HAHAHA!!! I don’t care WHO you are, this is effing hilarious! http://lnk.ms/G7TWg #

– These two guys with Alzheimers walk into a bar, and… uhm I forgot the rest of the joke. #

– I’m getting deletion threats, all for being an incurable romantic (or maybe it’s the pics of Andrew is a dress.) Come… http://lnk.ms/DqgVh #

– So what happens when you replace the REAL Showstopper with a fake profile and her team is running her mouth for all t… http://lnk.ms/DrLbB #

So what happens when you replace the REAL Showstopper with a fake profile in her OWN email thread and her team is runni… http://lnk.ms/DrLbB #

– MANtana says is, so the rest of us guys don’t *HAVE* to. http://lnk.ms/G7nYR #

– He is here to help. Ask him any questions, and he will drive all the way to your home and answer them. (For entertain… http://lnk.ms/DsDSS #

– I f**king lol’d http://lnk.ms/GBV7R #

– “You move too soon. First rule in a crisis situation: Negotiate first and attack last.” http://lnk.ms/DtVtt #

– Remember, remember, the Fifth of November http://lnk.ms/Dtk4N http://lnk.ms/Dtk4N #

– A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having! http://lnk.ms/Dtpd6 #

– Once again, the lady is making sense and everyone should listen. Enough is enough with the personal information alrea… http://lnk.ms/DvD3G #

– And so concludes the end of another broadcast day. Thank you. We now return you all back to your normal, humdrum, bra… http://lnk.ms/DwDyk #

– All you cranky old geezers complaining. No wonder why MySpace wants to replace you all with a younger crowd. 3.0 and … http://lnk.ms/G9Tjs #

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