Author: Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

DON’T READ THIS BLOG!

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This blog is 100% true. I am a sociopa… WAiT. WHAT????

***WARNING-HOT OFF PRESS: DRAMA SKEEZER ERIC “PRIAPRISMSKI” BROOKS – Josh Rules’s MySpace Blog |
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"After months of injustice, fear, anger, death threats, and heinous plotting, the truth is revealed. All the MYSPACE drama, hysteria, and bowel incontinence could have been prevented. If not for the Sociopathic, Money hungry, and Hitler wannabe’s actions, the once loving spazz blog-sphere could have …"

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-10

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  • – Tom’s blog has been knocking them out of the park lately. http://lnk.ms/F6ypT #
  • is getting ready for a big trip. Don’t break the place while I’m gone, you delinquents. #
  • – HONEY I’M HOOOOME! Zero? Stacey? Suzie? What happened to the living room lamp? #
  • – They are serving banana pudding at the Nursing home today, but I hear Josh will be at his tribute/roast shortly. http://lnk.ms/Cq14p #
  • – Even though Nina spilled the beans by accident, we are still going to pretend and keep Josh “alive” for this tribute. http://lnk.ms/Ctj3S #
  • – Anyone else want to see Paula and Stacey finish this grudge match in a pool full of jello, or is it just me? RAWR! #
  • – Sometimes it really is that simple! http://lnk.ms/Cyx68 #
  • <– Seems to have misplaced his invitation to Ace Tyler’s big birthday bash this year. Or was I not invited again? (Like that works!) #
  • – A sneak peek at the “wow” MySpace is planning and my marketing campaign to save Facebook from extinction. http://lnk.ms/FLGw3 #

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    My____ : A Place for _____

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    A sneak peek at the “wow” MySpace is planning and my marketing campaign to save Facebook from extinction.

    MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK MARKETING FOR DUMMIES – Eric Brooks’s MySpace Blog | WHUZZUP! (The MySpace Edition)
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    "So anyway, I was contacted by Facebook’s founder, Mark Zuckerjew (I get his name confused) today. They are in a panic over the looming threat that the all-new “My____” may pose. Never mind nothing working here… the new logo is spiffy! This is serious!"

    Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-03

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  • – MOVIES WE’D LIKE TO SEE: “Pokemon vs. Predator” – Any others? #
  • – Come and get me stalkers! http://lnk.ms/CcZZt #
  • – Want to get noticed? It’s the formula I have followed for years, except they say it better. It’s all common sense act… http://lnk.ms/CdjCp #
  • – Miss Showstopper is going on tour. http://lnk.ms/F0X5s #
  • – Hillbilly please! Savior Self deleted his own blog and playing the “my enemies did it” game. Look at his profile page for proof. #
  • – This just never gets old to me (unlike him). http://lnk.ms/CjmKr #
  • Looking for Skribbler? He got whacked. http://lnk.ms/Cjt9Z #

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    [web-feed.com] Social Media Influencers: 9 Creative Ideas to Attract Their Attention.

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    Want to get noticed? It’s the formula I have followed for years, except they say it better. It’s all common sense, actually.

    How To Attract Social Media InfluencersHow To Attract Social Media Influencers
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    “Of course big following by itself is not a sufficient parameter for identifying influential networkers. Influence is also measured by the quality and quantity of responses triggered as a result of calls to actions executed by influencer. According to Fast Company, I am among 1% of the most influe…“

    [MySpace Blog] Endangering My Family to Impress Idiots on the Internet

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    Come and get me stalkers!

    ENDANGERING MY FAMILY TO IMPRESS IDIOTS ON THE INTERNET:
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    “Recently, Miss Showstopper has challenged Hulia, and myself, and anyone else who doubts who she is, to post their houses, cars, and stuff on line.“

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