…At least I used to.

Who knew you could get fired for singing ‘If you’re happy and you know it’ with them? 🙁

I work with blind kids.
This week, I hired a Mime to entertain them for an hour.
Not one single ‘thank you’ from the little ingrates. 🙁

Have you ever made fun of someone so much, you felt you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to criticism.

Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Yeah, me too.

This link wont help, but it’s my website and it’s filled with goofiness. http://ericbrooks.com

My doctor told me I need to lose weight, and I said I want a second opinion.

So he told me I’m a douchebag too.

I used to play sports. Then I found out you can buy trophies.

Now I’m good at everything. 😀

I just saved a bundle by dropping Geico and driving without insurance.

You kicked my ass good. Congratz.

I demand a rematch.

Luv,
-=e=-

I am busy writing a book on how to write a book about writing.