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There are three kinds of people in this world

Posted on Saturday April 16, 2011Sunday May 8, 2011 by Eric Brooks

There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those that can count and those that cant.

Wouldn’t it be funny…

Posted on Sunday April 10, 2011Sunday April 10, 2011 by Eric Brooks

If you got up to Heaven and it was just filled with people you owed money to?

LOVE IS:

Posted on Saturday April 9, 2011Saturday April 9, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Constantly trying to win over and impress someone that you already have under your spell. <3

140 Character or less Update -…

Posted on Friday April 8, 2011Friday April 8, 2011 by Eric Brooks

140 Character or less Update – Wedding, not sick anymore, incredibly happy, new computer is mindblowing, STILL Emperor of Japan. How R you?

So, about my car…

Posted on Friday April 1, 2011Friday April 1, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Yes, I keep rope, duct tape, and a shovel in my trunk. So what? Why do women and cops always assume the worst with me???

So, you’re like, following me on Twitter and stuff, right?

Posted on Saturday March 19, 2011Saturday March 19, 2011 by Eric Brooks

There are those who claim I am immature

Posted on Tuesday March 15, 2011Thursday March 17, 2011 by Eric Brooks

To all my detractors I say…

I know you are, but what am I? 😛

LANCASTER FORECAST

Posted on Wednesday March 9, 2011Friday March 11, 2011 by Eric Brooks

LANCASTER FORECAST: Cloudy, high of about 43°, with a chance of Jehovah’s Witnesses showing up at your door. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

New Years Resolutions?

Posted on Saturday January 1, 2011Saturday January 1, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I never understood the point of ‘New Years Resolutions’ – If there’s something you want to change about yourself… DO IT NOW. Why wait?

With Hanukkah over…

Posted on Saturday December 11, 2010Friday December 17, 2010 by Eric Brooks

With Hanukkah over, I want to say 3 things:

1) Thanks for all the gifts
2) I’m not Jewish
3) What are you getting me for Xmas? 😀

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