… So I gave him a Falcon punch. 😀

Have any of you thought it though and realized what a horrible idea that would be?

Think of all the starving and out of work arms dealers!

I’d have to say the worst part about living back home with my mom again has got to be… the smell.

She’s been dead over 20 years now.

I actually lie to the kids and don’t tell them they’re really eating pork, or venison, or their grandmother. 😀

Zero? Stacey? Suzie? What happened to the living room lamp?

I’m getting ready for a big trip. Don’t break the place while I’m gone, you delinquents.

Kid in school: “That’s the gay seat”

My son: “Oh yeah? Then why aren’t YOU sitting in it?” HAHAHA! THE NEXT GENERATION OF BROOKS.

Be very afraid…

Can someone share the magic words to melt a woman’s heart with me, please?

So far, I’ve learned ‘You ruined my life, you bitch!” ain’t it.

…with my Twitter, NetworkedBlogs, MS, FB, then back to Twitter to start over again.

So annoying, yet so funny! 😀

I can get my caffeine pills at a senior citizens discount, and it will be grandkids telling me to grow up.