“There is no ‘I’ in ‘Individuality’…”
~ Some Blonde I met in an elevator yesterday.

Did anyone hear about that cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t keep her pupils straight?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now. 😀

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I’m going out clubbing this weekend. I’m going to beat my record of 10 baby seals.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

I finally broke down and sent this off to my ex:
“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.” 😀

Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

…the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’

From The Onion –American Voices: Vatican Blames Man-Made Emissions For Global Warming:

“A scientific panel convened by the Vatican called upon people to work to reduce the emission of greenhouse gasses to slow global climate change.
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