Slow News Week?

Some band we haven’t heard from since 1991 announces they’re breaking up. In other exciting news, my cat likes to play with her new ball.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/r-e-m-break-up-after-three-decades-20110921


And gingers are being rejected from sperm banks???

http://onlinenewswebsite.com/sperm-banks-turning-away-redheads/109692/


Who is in charge of writing the news this week, The Onion?

[Goofy News] Fields of watermelon burst in China farm fiasco

From AP Top Strange NewsFields of watermelon burst in China farm fiasco:

BEIJING (AP) — Watermelons have been bursting by the score in eastern China after farmers gave them overdoses of growth chemicals during wet weather, creating what state media called fields of “land mines.”…

Kim Jong Il is probably got a team researching this new “weapon”… 😀

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[Local News] Convicted killer now wants to continue appeal

From LancasterOnline – Convicted killer now wants to continue appeal:

Convicted killer Orlando Baez was back in Lancaster County Court today,   saying he’s changed his mind and doesn’t want to be executed.Sentenced to death nearly 19 years ago for killing a young city woman, Janice “Sissy” Williams, Baez told Judge Howard Knisely last October he was tired of t…

[Goofy News] Police: Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI

From AP Top Strange News At 5:24 p.m. ESTPolice: Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI:

OXFORD, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk….

[Local News] Roseboro gets life sentence for murder of wife

From LancasterOnline – NewsRoseboro gets life sentence for murder of wife:

Michael Roseboro was sentenced to life in prison without parole today in Lancaster County Court for murdering his wife, Jan.Roseboro, 42, who had been director of his family’s funeral home in Denver, was convicted of first-degree murder for killing his wife in the swimming pool behind their home…

[Graphics Tutorial] Games of Fortune in Scratch 1.4

From Tutorialized.com – Latest Tutorial Listings For 2D GraphicsGames of Fortune in Scratch 1.4:


In this tutorial, readers will take a trip to the fortune-teller to demonstrate lists, and they will learn how to: * Store and retrieve information in lists * Add and remove items from the li…

Autodesk – Civil 3D – Transportation Accelerate Projects with Integrated Data Sources & Automatic Documentation.

[Entertainment] Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary dead at 72

From AP Top Entertainment News At 11 p.m. EDTMary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary dead at 72:

BOSTON (AP) — Mary Travers, who as one-third of the hugely popular 1960s folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary helped popularize such tunes as ‘Puff (The Magic Dragon)’ and ‘If I Had a Hammer,’ died in a Connecticut hospital Wednesday after battling leukemia for several years. She was 72….

[Goofy News] New mom leaves N.D. hospital with the wrong baby

From AP Top Strange News At 3:52 a.m. EDTNew mom leaves N.D. hospital with the wrong baby:

WILLISTON, N.D. (AP) — A hospital in northwestern North Dakota is investigating how the mother of a newborn went home with the wrong baby….

Whoops…

[Celebrity News] Virtual Name-Calling – Demi Moore & Perez Hilton Pull Out the Stops in Twitter Brawl (GALLERY)

From TrendHunter.com – Celebrity NewsVirtual Name-Calling – Demi Moore & Perez Hilton Pull Out the Stops in Twitter Brawl (GALLERY):

(TrendHunter.com) Perez Hilton and Demi Moore are the latest examples of the death of ‘the art of polite disagreement.’ The Telegraph has created a list of the ’50 things that are being killed by the Internet, and polite’

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