To All the Facebook Fallen…

And profile deleters…
With love, from Harlean Carpenter
http://poeticpinup.blogspot.com/2011/04/fun-for-whole-family.html

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It has come to my attention that there are some folks on the Internet who have had the tragically bad fortune to not be born into a life that includes magical wishing wells, the right to never ever have anything said to or about them or anyone they know that they or anyone they know might find the least bit offensive in any way, unlimited free ice cream cones, and a pony.
I know. It is very sad. I’ll give you all a moment to collect yourselves.

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And now, for your Moment of Zen…

In Buddhism they say “Don’t take it personal, your enemies are merely screaming at a reflection of themselves”.

The Art of Not Being Offended
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There is an ancient and well-kept secret to happiness which the Great Ones have known for centuries. They rarely talk about it, but they use it all the time, and it is fundamental to good mental health. This secret is called The Fine Art of Not Being Offended. In order to truly be a master of this art, one must be able to see that every statement, action and reaction of another human being is the sum result of their total life experience to date. In other words, the majority of people in our world say and do what they do from their own set of fears, conclusions, defenses and attempts to survive. Most of it, even when aimed directly at us, has nothing to do with us.

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Clark’s Total Care PC Repair, Morgantown, PA

A Special SHOUT OUT and a THANK YOU to Mike and Sharon Clark of Clark’s Total PC Repair for my brand spankin’ new COMPUTER! Please “Like” their Facebook page and give them your business… they do amazing work, at unbelievably LOW Prices, and ship anywhere in the U.S…

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Give your Facebook Biz Page Some Pizazz

Some ideas to spice up your business page on Facebook. Savvy Web Designers are considering adding this as a service as well.

The Art of the Facebook Page Design | Webdesigner Depot
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"Everyday more and more businesses around the world are creating presences on Facebook. Some companies opt to bring users directly to the page wall or other…"


Oh and btw… have you “LIKE”d my Official Facebook Page yet?
http://www.facebook.com/ericbrookswebsite

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Time to Help the Tards Again!

Yes, yes, yes… it is time, once again, for the Great State of MANtana to do the Polar Plunge in Virginia to benefit the Special Olympics.

To Donate:
http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/mantana-citizens-1/mantanacitizens

Waitaminute. I see what Harlean Carpenter did there…

How Self-Centered Bastards are Ruining the Special Olympics
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If you’ve been on the internet for longer than five minutes, it’s likely that you are at least aware of, if not familiar with, a satiric entity operating under the title of President of The Great State of MANtana, EP for short. If you are not, EP is an abrasive, foul-mouthed, mercilessly misogynistic bigot blowhard who has never been and will never be wrong about anything, ever. Just ask him…

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God Himself couldn’t sink this blogger….

HAHAHA!!! I don’t care WHO you are, this is effing hilarious! 😀

THE SS LORETTA: A TRAGIC TALE OF THE LISABERG AND AN UNSINKABLE SHIP! – Da Sinker Stinker’s Myspace Blog
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It was frantic as they fought their way through crowds of people, putting on life vests and wandering around, looking for a way out. They made their way do the room where the party was being held to find SeanPatrick, passed out on a table and Reverend Pauly standing over him, preaching the Bible tha…

[web-feed.com] Social Media Influencers: 9 Creative Ideas to Attract Their Attention.

Want to get noticed? It’s the formula I have followed for years, except they say it better. It’s all common sense, actually.

How To Attract Social Media InfluencersHow To Attract Social Media Influencers
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Of course big following by itself is not a sufficient parameter for identifying influential networkers. Influence is also measured by the quality and quantity of responses triggered as a result of calls to actions executed by influencer. According to Fast Company, I am among 1% of the most influe…

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