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• As brilliant, talented, handsome, witty and charming as I am… I amaze myself at how humble I am about it all. #
• Been spending the last 2 months revamping and optimizing EricBrooks.Com and rebuilding my web presence with friends. Look 4 BIG news soon. #
• I kinda like how “Good Lord Brooks” sounds. #EB_isAnEgotisticalAHole #
• PAY ATTENTION: This will be on the test Friday, and counts as 1/3 of your grade. http://t.co/8xtciDZ #
• U ever get the urge to *NOT* take the ‘High Road’ or ‘Be the Bigger Person’… and just be a Complete Dick? Try it. It’s FUN. 😀 #
• I just got banned from ebay. Apparently they don’t consider a plastic tube and a rat as selling an “Abortion Kit”. #
• http://twitvid.com/A0ZXZ – @jane_bot The commercial I sat though before this was longer. hahahaaaa! #
• Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed? Uhhhh… me neither. o_0 #
• #1thingicantstand is #ClaussenPickles Tumblr, iPad, Justin Bieber, HERSHEY Pennsylvania, and Facebook (ok that’s several things) #
• Have a broken laptop? Don’t throw it away. Ship it to these guys and they can fix it. http://itwontstartup.com #
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• #whenihadaMyspace I used to laugh at the pathetic “people collectors” as if a zillion friends meant something (oh btw, follow me on Twitter) #
• Man, I wanna get drunk tonite, but I hate the taste of alcohol. Everything in the cabinet smells like lighter fluid. #
• So Obama Girl, @Amberettinger is now “Gadget Girl”? http://t.co/GNy0xt5 Good 2 know… i get tons of search engine hits from her. 😀 #
• #smallbutpowerful – FINALLY! My dick is trending on Twitter. 😀 #
• If I am a disappointment to someone, it’s clear that their standards just aren’t low enough to be around me. #
• I am busy writing a book on how to write a book about writing. #
• Friendly Reminder: The Log from Blammo! makes a great Father’s Day Gift… (hint! hint) http://t.co/shcETAV #
• Dear Today: You kicked my ass good. Congratz. I demand a rematch. Luv, -=e=- #
• So guys actually make up these “heroic professions” to impress chicks on the internet? I just heard about this at today’s CIA debriefing. #
• played a song Rolling In The Deep by ADELE on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GCVyB #
• played a song Blow by Kesha on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GjN93 #
• played a song Sure Thing by Miguel on @myspace http://lnk.ms/Jc7Xc #
• Is it Friday and time to party yet? http://t.co/A83KZbh #
• So a priest, rabbi and a horse walk into a bar… the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’ #
• Membership has its privileges. Long live the @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4bfu #
• Membership has its privileges. Long live the Great @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4x4f #

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• 6 Powerful jQuery Plugins to Create and Enhance Website Layout | Queness #
• Thinking of u… #
• Hang in there. http://youtu.be/ZQiYSQUPh9M #
• Out of all the things I’ve been called over the years, I have to say “Überdick” is still my favorite. I love you Kimberly, wherever you are. #
• Gee… why do I follow @jane_bot ? Her WITS, of course. http://twitpic.com/59lz2g #
• Need a PC or laptop repaired? Highly recommended and they ship everywhere at LOW rates: http://t.co/KOIChzE #
• Make Money by Blogging – http://t.co/C7GX7b2 #RedGage #

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• And for those not sure how to use RSS Feeds (I know I needed a refresher course) http://lnk.ms/NTHm8 #
• Stalking me has never been easier! Just subscribe to any of my RSS feeds and you’ll get the latest from my website. (Si… http://lnk.ms/NTHp4 #
• How to Use RSS Feeds http://goo.gl/fb/Z9bY4 #
• Ah, The good old days when I wrote p0rn articles for a popular computer magazine… http://lnk.ms/Pkchq #
• So weird. I’m reading old stuff on my site, and it’s like another person wrote it. I used to be funny and write really good. What happened? #
• Are you online to promote a business, and think you are “off the clock” when you are messing around on social networks?… http://lnk.ms/Pmsfj #

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• I have blogs and tweets loaded up till mid-July. If i were to die tonight, most people will think it's a hoax as you'll still see activity . #
• New Article: How to Use RSS Feeds http://www.ericbrooks.com/soapbox/how-to-use-rss-feeds EricBrooks.Com #
• How to Use RSS Feeds http://goo.gl/fb/qo11P #
• Looks like I have some time off, as my website used up all its bandwidth again. It aint easy being a beloved and popular WebGawd… 😀 #
• I spent this year so far on web projects, good friends, and the most Beautiful Woman on earth… living well is the best revenge. :p #

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• Ah memories! Cleaning up my site and the trouble @seanbonner got us all into back then. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/266 LOL! #
• #ff @vxen4urvp @bethycutiepie13 @batiekear @crazedminx @thebig80sbitch @juztjeff @rogueflorida @stonebryson @debsmouse @mirabaigrace #
• How am I spending Rapture Weekend? Borrowing lots of money from loan sharks of course. SO LONG SUCKERS! #
• #FF ppl that crack me up! @LisaLampanelli @jane_bot @AlmightyOz @sovietdisco @Donkey_Sosa @JuztJeff @StateofMANtana @OfficialSlowJoe #
• Oh come on people! GROW UP! You people think this is FUNNY??? http://twitpic.com/5086q0 #
• Aw crap! I overslept and missed the Rapture today, didn’t I? #

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• I'm in pure "SEO Mode". Nothing i say makes sense to humans, but search engine bots think I'm the friggin Dalai Lama right now… #
• Woo hoo!!! I share the 'brimming with cheer' part with you. I haven't slept since Wednesday though. #
• If I could give people on the internet ONE solid piece of advice, it is this: Never buy a Chupacabra from someone off ebay. EVER. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video http://lnk.ms/MhNsZ #
• I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/14FxJpYffp4?a The Super Dudes – Episode One #
• I subscribed to RedBrook34's channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/RedBrook34?feature=autoshare #
• I liked a YouTube video http://lnk.ms/MlrGZ #
• I liked a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/ErrosNPGL4g?a WELTSCHMERZ : Neoliberalism (1/2) #
• EricBrooks.Com® – Where the Secret Service guys send me candy and flowers with every inner-cavity search. http://www.ericbrooks.com #
• MySpace Blogger Websites – In Case of Emergency http://goo.gl/fb/FoJdB #

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• Thank you, all of you…. for a perfect weekend. ? http://lnk.ms/8km50 #
• Breaking News: A post-it note on the fridge by Osama bin Laden to wife #6 – 'Don't forget to feed the dogs today and I will feed the fish.' #
• OK #RedGage Bloggers -.the old Twitter list I made kept screwing up, so I made a new one for u guys… #
• So why do I find everyone that turns up in my "Similar To You" list to be a complete and utter @$$hole? Oh wait. I get it now. #
• #U ROCK! @vxen4urvp @crazedminx @thebig80sbitch @bethycutiepie13 @vannabanana01 @juztjeff @stonebryson @batiekear (via @ffhelper) #
• #U ROCK! @carlinniss @okkinderhook @mirabaigrace @sandiecandie @drksolest @zeldman @venomous1913 @eb_white @askasheville (via @ffhelper) #
• Newly revamped, and now with RSS feeds so you can add it to Google Reader and My Yahoo! http://lnk.ms/MYJQm #
• Don't forget mom tomorrow! Choice of 9 e-cards. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. http://lnk.ms/NjpyH #

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• WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail. Now what do I mix it with? #
• NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED! Don’t click this link. http://lnk.ms/NKWyv #
• Have the Warriors taught u nothing, folks? Finger pointers are usually the first ones I suspect in a “whodunit”. http://youtu.be/TiPqjFm_RL4 #
• Ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover? http://fordummiescovers.com/share.php?id=175 #
• Finally, I can be understood! http://twitpic.com/4q3u54 #
• http://twitvid.com/BGVWB – @batiekear Awwwww too cute! #
• *YAWN* I’m exhausted. I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today. #

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