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… after that, check out MY ghost story. OOoooOOOOooooooo….
http://lnk.ms/B7Y8Z #

– Frank SS wants to hear your ghost stories in his contest. http://lnk.ms/B6Vjw #

– They changed the privacy settings here. non-friends I talk to, their profiles look locked up. Gave me a complex. LOL! #

– It's C.C's Birthday! Come leave her a comment. http://lnk.ms/BG8Sm #

– Ahhhhh…. fun times and crazy things we did as kids. http://lnk.ms/CfrC9 #

is listening to Nina's Show, and Suzie Oh and Elton John did a SONG for me last night! Awwwww. THANK YOU!!!!!! #

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– Jolly Judd got deleted (even though he’s never here). RE-ADD plz. http://lnk.ms/CN37v #

would like to thank Nina, Haterz, and Frank Boone for his inbox full of LULZ tonight. #

– haven’t read it yet, but it’s got my name on it, so it’s GOTTA be good!!!!! http://lnk.ms/B1QrZ #

– Some funny stuff, check it out for some laughs. http://lnk.ms/CNcFq #

– Also, the Captain of the Titanic has just announced “Yes, we know we sprung a little leak. Shut UP AND QUIT COMPLAINING… http://lnk.ms/9yqRZ #

– New stress relief techniques. IT WORKS! BRING ON THE LOLOCAUST! http://lnk.ms/B2DgX #

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– Meet some COOL people! http://lnk.ms/CKBkz #

– Guess who’s got his website BAAAAACK???!! *GLEE!* While you’re there, come read my latest rants… http://lnk.ms/CKvc5 #

@Mind_Your_Cents Awwwwww! Thanks for the plug! in reply to Mind_Your_Cents #

– Somewhere out there, a kid named Holden D. Woody is dreading his first day of school. #

– And last Summer you all lost your minds because the worst of MySpace outranked you with a zillion kudos. Music by ME … http://lnk.ms/CLXkF #

– Whipped Cream, Katie Perry, and Cupcake Bras? These are a few of my favorite things! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! http://lnk.ms/CLbFz #

– via C.C. – “New” doesn’t always mean “improved” you know. http://lnk.ms/CM1xC #

– I promised a friend I’d pimp this. Type in “Haley” in the search box, Vote for the german shepherd with that name. Re… http://lnk.ms/4fWny #

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– Soooo, is buying a new blow-up doll technically “Paying for sex”? #

Voting time!!!! We can do it! http://lnk.ms/9j9jV #

defines MySpace drama as “bunch of arsonists with molotov cocktails running around and then crying FOUL when it’s THEIR house burning down” #

– It appears I recommended an Axel Rage that may have been a fake. Oopsie. Here is the REAL Axle Rage that everyone has… http://lnk.ms/BzRjx #

just ate a 5lb bag of sugar and drank maple syrup. I apologize in advance for any obnoxious comments I am about to make in your status. #

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Ohhhh Jim done and did it this time. STACEY RULES! http://lnk.ms/BpYRz #

– Time to bring my Clown e-Lawyer back. We need an Attorney at LOL to handle all the MySpace lawsuits going on!!! http://lnk.ms/9V8Gw #

– The reviews are in!!!!! http://lnk.ms/9Tpyc #

– Voting time for Jen & Nelly. Don’t give up. Only takes a click or two. http://lnk.ms/BXgCl #

– calling all MEN who are poets, but not EMO or Gay (isn’t that like asking for an honest lawyer?) http://lnk.ms/BtHY7 #

– Whoah! A must-read. As Jim is turning on Showstopper, you have Axel dropping bombs here… you may be in it!!! FUCK!… http://lnk.ms/Btm6z #

– IT’S OFFICIALLY A TRAINWRECK!!!! Popcorn and puppies for everyone! http://lnk.ms/Btm6z #

add nina back, she’s the best friend on myspace EVAR! 22% more LULZ in every serving! http://lnk.ms/C0jsY http://lnk.ms/9fLM4 #

– Voting time! http://lnk.ms/BzyjT #

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– Tres sexy! Go see it, ladies. http://lnk.ms/BZvLd #

Jen Crowley really wants to win this free spa thing. Vote Vote! Vote! http://lnk.ms/BXgCl #

– Guess it’s oldies night on MySpace? http://lnk.ms/3kcfJ #

– And in other news, Andrew M thanks Mel Gibson for making his voice messages look sweet & romantic., HAHAHA! http://lnk.ms/9GplD #

– Standing outside in the storm last night for answers and inspiration reminded me… I am drawn to raw power. http://lnk.ms/6cvz6 #

– And what British Invasion on MySpace is complete without THIS crazy old bat? Add her and check out her blogs. http://lnk.ms/BdrbY #

– Makes perfect sense when you looks back at many failed relationships, when the pieces aren’t adding up, doesn’t it? *… http://lnk.ms/9HRPL #

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– Oh it gets better and better with Mr. Creepy Liver Guy. Recorded phone threats now. LULZ! http://lnk.ms/BLXX1 #

has to admit the one thing I miss about the Poconos is we’d be at Fernwood, taking in the fireworks and a concert right now. #

– Since I have a soft spot for nurses (and people that actually read my blog before they promote stuff), help Dolly out… http://lnk.ms/8vMKk #

Hooray!!!! Suzie has solved all of MySpace’s ills with just one blog. Now off to solve the BP Oil crisis, girl! UP! UP!… http://lnk.ms/BN16R #

– Someone had the AUDACITY to call me a ‘pretentious pr!ck’ today. I almost choked on my latte. #

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– ADD Pillowpants as a friend NOW!!! And tell them that Sweet Niriato sent you. http://lnk.ms/B6hxH #

– Ever wondered why you are so $&#@ing STOOPID? Hulia is bringing culcher to MySpace… LOAD MOUTHS http://lnk.ms/B74qH #

– Hey, whoever is flinging those bullshit “Rominy E-Curses” at me, can you knock it off? I’m trying to watch tv here… #

– A very important article to share with children. Either yours, or the altar boy currently sitting on your lap in the … http://lnk.ms/B8PVb #

– YOU cyberbullies make me sick. http://lnk.ms/8pBKD #

– Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? A: Cuz FIFA said it didn’t. #

Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? A: Put poison on the windows. #

– This Week’s ‘Dirty Sally Challenge’, courtesy of the one and only 4 Ur Viewing Pleasure… http://lnk.ms/B8SDb #

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This week’s challenge courtesy of Nay Nay! (IF that’s her real name) http://lnk.ms/8Wnph #

UH OH! I just heard that the internet is “THERIOUTH BITHNETH” according to Carl Cannabithhhhhhh #

Missing someone on your friends list? People are picking on poor, sweet, little innocent Stacey again. http://lnk.ms/8W6r6 #

She got deleted? Is MySpazz kidding???!!!? We’re in the middle of a weekly challenge here!!! http://lnk.ms/9w0YR #

– I kind of sidetracked and rambled a bit instead of staying on point… but in the wee hours of the night I blogged. http://lnk.ms/9wD4F #

Good stuff right here! Though the NAA should be BANNED from MySpace! Grrrrrrr! http://lnk.ms/9wSKq #

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has some commitments, projects, and loose ends I need to tie up. #

I think Suzz cracked the secret… keep mentioning me and I keep pimping you out. http://lnk.ms/8KpKD #

Do you love your Nookie too? What are kids listening to these days??? http://lnk.ms/063wn #

Ahhhhh it’s poetry corner on MySpace! I love poetry as much as I love pretentious pricks from NYC! http://lnk.ms/8LlM4 #

– OK one more for the night and then back to work… http://lnk.ms/8MMVy #

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