So if dancers have ‘dance-offs…

So if dancers have ‘dance-offs’, and cooks have ‘cook-offs’, what should us jerks name OUR contest? ๐Ÿ˜€

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Pretend to "like" me on Facebook

Pretend to “like” me on Facebook… my ego needs it.
http://www.facebook.com/EricBrooksDotComWeb
Let me know if you do and I’ll like yours as well.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Oh yeah. @jane_bot is back

@jane_bot is back with a vengeance.

http://twitpic.com/6f3kux <— NSFW (rawr)

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Marketing] Bartering Eateries

From TrendHunter.com – Market TrendsBartering Eateries – The Fireside Restaurant & Lounge Accepts Goods and Services Instead of Money (TrendHunter.com):

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(TrendHunter.com) The economic crisis may be relatively under control for the meantime (at least compared to just a few months ago), but the recession has taught many of us to be more careful with our money; the Fireside…โ€



Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Photoshop Tutorial] Create a Tough Metal Text

From Web Design Fact
Create a Tough Metal Text with Photoshop:

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Photoshop TutorialFor this post, we will teach you a Photoshop tutorial that will create a tough metal text effect. As well, you will learn to use various drawing techniques, channels, and patterns. So letโ€™s get started…
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Eric Brooks

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Just finished watching 'The Never Ending Story'

WTF???
I rented this thing until April… I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

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Eric Brooks

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Checking in?

How come nobody with Yelp or FourSquare ever checks in to a strip club or Planned Parenthood?

What kind of friends am I hanging with???

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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I see someone took my parking spot again.

I am SO going to wring someone’s neck as soon as Anger Management class lets out.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-28

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  • If u are one of those people running around saying ‘AWESOME SAUCE’ all the time, then you need to be in an accident involving fire ants, ok? #
  • Oh, I’m sorry, @Jesus_M_Christ – I didn’t realize praying for a woman to love me that DIDN’T have an STD was such a tall order for you. ๐Ÿ™ #
  • Friends are throwing me a cyber birthday party on Facebook today… http://t.co/UstyxrF YOU’RE INVITED! #
  • bwahahahaha! RT @rogueflorida: I rt so much to annoy people who’s only tweets are complaining abour rts #pissoff #
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  • Sure are a lot of bitter old geezers haunting abandoned amusement parks in this country in monster costumes, aren’t there? Thx, Scooby Doo! #
  • VOTE for @ModelGinnyGunn in MAXIMโ€™s Hometown Hottie Contest http://t.co/W7qgNnP #
  • happy birthday @Chadthreesixty (this post is pre-timed from yesterday, you know, in case I’m killed in the hurricane or something) SMILES!! #
  • HURRICANE AFTERMATH: OH DEAR GOD, THE STENCH OF DEATH IS EVERYWH… oh. It’s just my socks under the desk. Sorry. #

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