Checking in?

How come nobody with Yelp or FourSquare ever checks in to a strip club or Planned Parenthood?

What kind of friends am I hanging with???

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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I see someone took my parking spot again.

I am SO going to wring someone’s neck as soon as Anger Management class lets out.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-28

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom


  • If u are one of those people running around saying ‘AWESOME SAUCE’ all the time, then you need to be in an accident involving fire ants, ok? #
  • Oh, I’m sorry, @Jesus_M_Christ – I didn’t realize praying for a woman to love me that DIDN’T have an STD was such a tall order for you. 🙁 #
  • Friends are throwing me a cyber birthday party on Facebook today… http://t.co/UstyxrF YOU’RE INVITED! #
  • bwahahahaha! RT @rogueflorida: I rt so much to annoy people who’s only tweets are complaining abour rts #pissoff #
  • OK! RT @KristeenRichard: #TeamFollowback pls follow/support upcoming @ThatBoyMarshay listen to his song “Wetter” http://t.co/NlKtqhl #
  • THANK YOU! RT @jimmler: #FollowFriday @ericbrookscom @latinaturk @thitiaofficial (via @ffhelper) #
  • Sure are a lot of bitter old geezers haunting abandoned amusement parks in this country in monster costumes, aren’t there? Thx, Scooby Doo! #
  • VOTE for @ModelGinnyGunn in MAXIM’s Hometown Hottie Contest http://t.co/W7qgNnP #
  • happy birthday @Chadthreesixty (this post is pre-timed from yesterday, you know, in case I’m killed in the hurricane or something) SMILES!! #
  • HURRICANE AFTERMATH: OH DEAR GOD, THE STENCH OF DEATH IS EVERYWH… oh. It’s just my socks under the desk. Sorry. #

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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Not that numbers mean all that…

Not that numbers mean all that much to me, but when I hit 2,000 Twitter followers, i am taking you all out for ice cream!

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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HURRICANE AFTERMATH:

OH DEAR GOD, THE STENCH OF DEATH IS EVERYWH… oh. It’s just my socks under the desk. Sorry.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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If it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Sure are a lot of bitter old geezers haunting abandoned amusement parks in monster costumes, aren’t there?

Thanks, Scooby Doo!

Those #@$&ing meddling kids!

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Design] 3D Fashion Empowering Tools

From TrendHunter.com – Design Trends –3D Fashion Empowering Tools – Crearmoda Allows Users to Create Their Own Fashion Designs (TrendHunter.com):

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(TrendHunter.com) Crearmoda is a brilliant new 3D design tool that gives aspiring fashion designers the opportunity to create their own garments. After a creation has been designed, it is then turned around to the Crearmoda…
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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Tutorial] Building a Website with PHP, MySQL and jQuery Mobile, Part 1

From Tutorialzine –Building a Website with PHP, MySQL and jQuery Mobile, Part 1:

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PHP, MySQL and jQuery TutorialIn this two-part tutorial, we will be building a simple computer shop website with PHP, MySQL and jQuery Mobile using the Model-View-Controller (MVC) pattern…
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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Design Tutorial] Part 3 – Create A Beautiful Contact Form From Scratch Using Photoshop, HTML, And CSS

From Webdevtuts –Part 3: Create A Beautiful Contact Form From Scratch Using Photoshop, HTML, And CSS:

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Web Design and Graphics TutorialWelcome to part 3 of create a beautiful contact form from scratch series. In this series we’ve covered how to design a contact form in photoshop then convert our design to HTML and CSS. In part 3 of this tutorial we will be making our contact form work using PHP. So if you’ve followed part one of then tutorial and part 2 then you’re ready for part 3. Lets begin…
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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Design Tutorial] Part 2 – Create A Beautiful Contact Form From Scratch Using Photoshop, HTML, And CSS

From Webdevtuts –Part 2: Create A Beautiful Contact Form From Scratch Using Photoshop, HTML, And CSS:

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Web Design and Graphics TutorialForms are one of the most difficult tasks you can encounter when coding a website, well at least it was for me when I first started. Many designers do very good up until this point or get to this point…
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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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