Oh and in case you dummies haven’t figured it out, I am away, partying on the Jersey Shore and all these posts are pre-recorded. ๐
4UrViewingPleasure – Into You
HAWT! 4UrViewingPleasure is back with a vengeance… this one is steamy and a prelude to her next blog… (18+ only)
Into You ยซ Sherry Kelly
sherrykelly.wordpress.com
โQuiet and illicit whispers fill my head,
twisted within your addicting kiss.
Palms pressed together in a frenzied lust,
Sex mixed with love and need.
Arching and writhing beneath your weight,
your mouth devouring my soul entirely.
โ
My Google+ Invitation…
Aw crap… my Google+ invitation was in my jeans in the wash.
Now what? ๐
On a Roll 2day!
On a roll 2day! RT @Donkey_Sosa: Am I the only one who felt that the anal fisting scene in the new Winnie the Pooh movie was in poor taste?
Before anyone questions my Search History…
Let me explain:
I am doing research for my new book about ‘Barely Legal Pygmy Whores’, okay?
I think it’s insulting!
I think it’s insulting for a pretty woman to think us guys talking to them online means we only want pu**y.
Sometimes we’re just looking for blowjobs. ๐
In the Land of the Heat Wave, …
In the Land of the Heat Wave, the Neighbor with the Swimming Pool is King.
Summer Update!
Yeah, normally about this time, I would post some update on how the revamping of EricBrooks.Com is going, along with some flashy stunt to get your attention.
Nope. Not this time. Iโve been taking it easy and enjoying this glorious Summer and Iโll have some stuff for you all soon. Hope youโre all having fun too.
No cheap sleazy attention whoring trickery from me this time. Nosiree Bob!

Jury Duty: Day One
WOW… juries are filled with evil lil’ old ladies looking to stick it to someone even worse than I do. What is WRONG with this world????
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-17
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- #ihavenotolerance for people that tweet some stupid hashtag just because it’s trending and they want 2 be noticed! (PS: FOLLOW ME!) #
- Yep… first time I ever saw @jane_bot , I thought “Yep, she’s ‘special’ alright…” *RUNS* #
- Me: (Ordering Calamari tonite) | Her: “I’ve seen enough Hentai 2 know where THIS is going…” | <3 God, she’s PERFECT 4 me! <3 #
- Been working out and bench-pressing with a curling iron all morning. So far, no results, but not giving up. #BEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAKE #
- Mass Deletions are starting again on Facebook. Here is my Google+ account. http://tinyurl.com/5rdcgo8 I wont be going back 2 FB if deleted. #
- ‘I may not agree w/ what u have to say, but I will send a look-a-like flunkie in to fight to the death 4 ur right 2 say it’ ~EB as Voltaire #
