I work with blind kids.
This week, I hired a Mime to entertain them for an hour.
Not one single ‘thank you’ from the little ingrates. 🙁
My New Job
[CSS Tutorial] Create a Beautiful Looking Custom Dialog Box With jQuery and CSS3
From Good-Tutorials: Newest Tutorials –
Create a Beautiful Looking Custom Dialog Box With jQuery and CSS3:
“This custom dialog box is one of the scripts in that website and I think it will be quite useful for all of us. The reason I have this custom dialog box is to overcome the inconsistencies across different browsers. It uses CSS3 to style everything and it looks really nice!
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I May Not Agree w/ What U Have to Say…
‘I may not agree w/ what u have to say, but I will send a look-a-like flunkie in to fight to the death 4 ur right 2 say it’
~EB as Voltaire 😀
Mass Deletions are starting again on Facebook
Mass Deletions are starting again on Facebook. Here is my Google+ account.
I wont be going back to Facebook if I’m deleted.
plus.google.com
Eric Brooks – – Graphic Artist, PHP Coder – EricBrooks.Com – Lancaster, PA – I’m a freelance Graphic Artist with experience in Web, Print, Advertising, and Search Engine Optimization… and I’m ALWAYS for hire or for consultation.
Eric Brooks – Google+Been working out and bench-pressing…
Been working out and bench-pressing with a curling iron all morning. So far, no results, but not giving up.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-10
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- Happy 4th Everyone. AMERICA, F**K YEAH! http://youtu.be/4CbbtIoUceI #
- Photo: From the Cast & Crew of EricBrooks.Com… http://tumblr.com/xjh3bd60hz #
- #fatpeoplenightmares – Putting their bra on backwards… and it fits better. #
- RT @foxnewspolitics: BREAKING NEWS: President @BarackObama assassinated, 2 gunshot wounds have proved too much. It’s a sad 4th for #amer … #
- Oh sorry Republicans, it was just a false alarm. #SYKE http://t.co/f2vFWXU #
- My doctor told me I need to lose weight, and I said I want a second opinion. So he told me I’m a douchebag too. #
- I just tried to join a Tourette’s Facebook Group, but they told me to F**K off. #
- Hey, want to make $1,000 a day? Yeah, me too. This link wont help, but it’s my website and it’s filled with goofiness. http://ericbrooks.com #
- I finally broke down and sent this off to my ex: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.” #
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Getting married for sex is like…
…Buying an airline for the free peanuts.
Cross-eyed Teacher Joke
Did anyone hear about that cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t keep her pupils straight?
Sometimes, I…
Sometimes, I like to put crushed egg shells under my pillow in the hopes I will get a visit from the Bacon Fairy.
Did you hear about the guy who…
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now. 😀
