Either all my ex-girlfriends are more skilled at stalking than I am, or NONE of them ever bothered to look me up on Social Networks after all this time.
Forever Alone
The One Thing I Hate Most About Office Parties…
Is looking for a new job the next day. 🙁
News of Justin Timberlake Buying MySpace…
And not one “bringing sexy back”-type pun from anyone yet?
Come on people.
What’s in Store for MySpace? »
GOOD NEWS!
I just saved a bundle by dropping Geico and driving without insurance.
I was thinking of taking the k…
I was thinking of taking the kids on a trip to Alderaan this Summer… Then I remembered Darth Vader blew it up in the first movie. Asshole.
Schools OUT!
I was thinking of taking the kids on a trip to Alderaan this Summer… Then I remembered Darth Vader blew it up in the first movie.
Asshole.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-01
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- As brilliant, talented, handsome, witty and charming as I am… I amaze myself at how humble I am about it all. #
- Been spending the last 2 months revamping and optimizing EricBrooks.Com and rebuilding my web presence with friends. Look 4 BIG news soon. #
- I kinda like how “Good Lord Brooks” sounds. #EB_isAnEgotisticalAHole #
- PAY ATTENTION: This will be on the test Friday, and counts as 1/3 of your grade. http://t.co/8xtciDZ #
- U ever get the urge to *NOT* take the ‘High Road’ or ‘Be the Bigger Person’… and just be a Complete Dick? Try it. It’s FUN. 😀 #
- I just got banned from ebay. Apparently they don’t consider a plastic tube and a rat as selling an “Abortion Kit”. #
- http://twitvid.com/A0ZXZ – @jane_bot The commercial I sat though before this was longer. hahahaaaa! #
- Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed? Uhhhh… me neither. o_0 #
- #1thingicantstand is #ClaussenPickles Tumblr, iPad, Justin Bieber, HERSHEY Pennsylvania, and Facebook (ok that’s several things) #
- Have a broken laptop? Don’t throw it away. Ship it to these guys and they can fix it. http://itwontstartup.com #
- #ChrisBrownNeedsTo stop saying “I’d Hit It” every time he sees a pretty girl. # Continue reading “Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-01”
Ya know, except for the whole …
Ya know, except for the whole ‘body in the trunk’ thing, I think tonite’s party went rather well…
Have a broken laptop?
This Ever Happen to You?
Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed?
Uhhhh… me neither. o_0
