Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed?
Uhhhh… me neither. o_0
This Ever Happen to You?
As Brilliant, Talented, Handsome, Witty and Charming as I am…
I amaze myself at how humble I am about it all. 😀
I have spent the last two months revamping EricBrooks.Com from the inside out. Optimizing it, re-writing scripts for my custom CMS System, adding new features.
Look for an all new Fonts section in July, new Design portfolio… and for BIG NEWS with my friends and me.
STAY TUNED!
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-19
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- #whenihadaMyspace I used to laugh at the pathetic “people collectors” as if a zillion friends meant something (oh btw, follow me on Twitter) #
- Man, I wanna get drunk tonite, but I hate the taste of alcohol. Everything in the cabinet smells like lighter fluid. #
- So Obama Girl, @Amberettinger is now “Gadget Girl”? http://t.co/GNy0xt5 Good 2 know… i get tons of search engine hits from her. 😀 #
- #smallbutpowerful – FINALLY! My dick is trending on Twitter. 😀 #
- If I am a disappointment to someone, it’s clear that their standards just aren’t low enough to be around me. #
- I am busy writing a book on how to write a book about writing. #
- Friendly Reminder: The Log from Blammo! makes a great Father’s Day Gift… (hint! hint) http://t.co/shcETAV #
- Dear Today: You kicked my ass good. Congratz. I demand a rematch. Luv, -=e=- #
- So guys actually make up these “heroic professions” to impress chicks on the internet? I just heard about this at today’s CIA debriefing. #
- played a song Rolling In The Deep by ADELE on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GCVyB #
- played a song Blow by Kesha on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GjN93 #
- played a song Sure Thing by Miguel on @myspace http://lnk.ms/Jc7Xc #
- Is it Friday and time to party yet? http://t.co/A83KZbh #
- So a priest, rabbi and a horse walk into a bar… the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’ #
- Membership has its privileges. Long live the @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4bfu #
- Membership has its privileges. Long live the Great @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4x4f #
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Membership has its privileges….
So a priest, rabbi and a horse walk into a bar…
…the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’
Is it Friday and Time to Party Yet?
Party Rock Anthem (Audio) – LMFAO
Music video by LMFAO performing Party Rock Anthem. (C) 2011 Interscope Records
[Design] Spiriturally Spiraling Seating – The Accelerator Spinning Chair Stimulates Your Body and Mind (TrendHunter.com)
From TrendHunter.com – Design Trends –
Spiriturally Spiraling Seating – The Accelerator Spinning Chair Stimulates Your Body and Mind (TrendHunter.com):
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(TrendHunter.com) The Accelerator Spinning Chair demonstrates that, even though it is necessary to take a rest once in a while, people do not have to lead completely sedentary lives. Instead, furniture that encourages movement…
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So guys actually lie online to impress chicks? REALLY?
So guys actually make up these “heroic professions” to impress chicks on the internet?
I just heard about this at today’s CIA debriefing.
Dear Today:
You kicked my ass good. Congratz.
I demand a rematch.
Luv,
-=e=-
Friendly Reminder
Friendly Reminder: The Log from Blammo! makes a great Father’s Day Gift… (hint! hint)
