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Magic Words on Women?

Posted on Wednesday September 15, 2010Friday September 17, 2010 by Eric Brooks

Can someone share the magic words to melt a woman’s heart with me, please?

So far, I’ve learned ‘You ruined my life, you bitch!” ain’t it.

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-12

Posted on Sunday September 12, 2010Monday September 20, 2010 by Eric Brooks

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

– A MySpace BadGirl shows her softer side. This kind of stuff really touches me. http://lnk.ms/DCCDs #

– Do it for the LULZ!!!! http://lnk.ms/BnDwS #

– Dear bathroom that I have been trying to paint for 2 hrs now: I HATE YER F**KING GUTS!!! #

I subscribed to kelly5191968's channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/kelly5191968?feature=autoshare #

I favorited a YouTube video — book2.wmv http://youtu.be/mG4ZeF5qpSw?a #

– The TRUTH, the whole TRUTH, and nothing but the TRUTH. (and funny as hell too!). http://lnk.ms/BzKQk #

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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– The TRUTH, the whole TRUTH …

Posted on Sunday September 12, 2010Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

– The TRUTH, the whole TRUTH, and nothing but the TRUTH. (and funny as hell too!).

MIstakes Men Make in Saving a Relationship…

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-05

Posted on Sunday September 5, 2010Monday September 6, 2010 by Eric Brooks

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

– Jeez. Jenny flashes her boobs to show her annoyance in the comments. Those A.I. Bots are soooOOOoooo mature these day… http://lnk.ms/Bb5hm #

– Not since God and Satan (or Dick Dastardly and Penelope Pittstop) has a feud been this EPIC! Popcorn? http://lnk.ms/Bbfc2 #

RIP Michelle a/k/a/ Confessions of a Disease…. http://lnk.ms/BcDQm #

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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RIP Michelle a/k/a/ Confession…

Posted on Monday August 30, 2010Wednesday September 1, 2010 by Eric Brooks

RIP Michelle a/k/a/ Confessions of a Disease…

A popular and funny MySpace blogger finally lost her battle with Muscular Dystrophy in July. Many of us are just finding out now. She will be missed. 🙁

http://lnk.ms/BcDQm

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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No More Twitterangs (I hope!)

Posted on Monday August 30, 2010Thursday September 2, 2010 by Eric Brooks

(The term “Twitterang” comes from the one and only SikoKitty)

In my quest for a perfect Cyber-Utopia, which of course, involves me being worshipped as a CyberGod, and not having to lift a finger, with all my brilliance splattered all over the web by automation… well we had a screwup of epic proportions.

Here’s how it works: I post a status to MySpace, which then goes to Twitter, which then goes to Facebook, and my Website (here), which then goes to Networked Blogs… which somehow looped over and over and drove people nuts.

My Digital Assistant, Jenny I blame my assistant Jenny for this.
We know I don’t make mistakes.

Some may remember her as “CyberGirl”, the artificially intelligent bot that greeted new members at the old Problem Adults site. Well, I have revamped her to help me, and she reads and answers most of my emails and and blog posts.

Hell I don’t even know who most of you people are.

Hopefully with this blog post, I’ll know if I fixed that snafu and no more “Twitterangs”. Next step will be finding the subroutine and maybe make Jenny a redhead or a brunette so she will stop being a dumb blonde and be more efficient.

I apologize to everyone.
For her screw up, of course. 😀

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

Posted on Sunday August 29, 2010Monday August 30, 2010 by Eric Brooks

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

– Just think, 20 years from today, I can get my caffeine pills at a senior citizens discount, and it will be grandkids telling me to grow up #

has a zillion wall post, emails, and comments to reply to… THANK YOU ALL for making my day yesterday. <3 you all! http://lnk.ms/5Vl2L #

– WOW! Myspace fixed the Top Blogs section and there’s no Human Evolution in there. Where is your non-God now??? http://lnk.ms/0dMtW #

– Can one of you ladies take a five minute break from “Bash Men Day” and make me breakfast? I’m hungry. http://lnk.ms/CmrZ9 #

I subscribed to 310LAFUNK’s channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/310LAFUNK?feature=autoshare #

thinks he has a “ricochet effect” going on with his Twitter, NetworkedBlogs, MS, FB, then back to Twitter to start over again. #

– Good news, fellas! This trick also works on our packages too. http://lnk.ms/98Hlr #

You Thrill Me, Half Kill Me… That’s What You DooOOOooo http://nblo.gs/7jqK1 #

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Photoshop Breast Enhancement

Posted on Sunday August 29, 2010Sunday August 29, 2010 by Eric Brooks

Good news, fellas! This trick also works on our packages too.

Photoshop: Breast Enhancement (HD)
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By popular demand, enlarging and enhancing breasts in Photoshop! Not recommended for kids! Enjoy! Music: Kevin MacLeod

Eric Brooks

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I think I have a “Ricochet Effect” going on…

Posted on Saturday August 28, 2010Sunday August 29, 2010 by Eric Brooks

…with my Twitter, NetworkedBlogs, MS, FB, then back to Twitter to start over again.

So annoying, yet so funny! 😀

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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You Thrill Me, Half Kill Me… That’s What You DooOOOooo

Posted on Friday August 27, 2010Sunday August 29, 2010 by Eric Brooks

No Kat. He still hasn’t called me about the record deal. Bastard.

Quincy Jones – Ai No Corrida
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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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