How to Avoid Census Takers

I just learned that a census taker’s vision is motion-based. If you don’t move, they don’t see you hiding behind the couch.

Unfortunately this doesn’t work on Jehovah’s Witnesses, Bill Collectors, or Dog the Bounty Hunter. But when I figure that out, I will keep you posted. 😉

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Forgive & Forget

I can’t recommend this blog and this series enough!

Tina Diane MitchellForgive & Forget: Forgiving People Who Do Not Care – Tina Diane’s MySpace Blog | Wordlover Writing
Weeks passed. The lesson ruminated. Still, I was lost as to the best way to approach this part of the series on Forgiveness by Smedes. I read the chapter over again and again. It was sand in my hands grappling for some shred of meaning in the lives of those who cared to read this drivel I post on the Internet.

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Barry White – ‘Just the way you are’

Barry White remade Billy Joel’s ‘Just the Way You Are’.
Just the right mood… soulful. The way the song should have been done.

Barry White – Just the way you are.

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    Lisa Stansfield – ‘Never Never Gonna Give You Up’

    I can’t stop watching this video… what a … voice! 😀

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    [Goofy News] Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband

    From AP Top Strange News At 3:40 p.m. EDTOhio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband:

    ALLIANCE, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, “You need to get a husband?” The 57-year-old Scott responded, “Yes.”…


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    [CSS Tutorial] The definitive guide to formatting CSS

    From Tutorialized.com – Latest Tutorial Listings For CSSThe definitive guide to formatting CSS:


    Learn how to format your CSS stylesheets for both maintainability and legibility. Make your CSS fit your project, not your personal preference.

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    Here you go, men.

    Another secret to keep you from sleeping on the couch another night. 😀

    - Here you go men. Another secret to keep you from sleeping on the couch another night.  :DHow to Be Unnaturally Patient with Your Spouse – MSN Relationships – article
    "The secret to a happy marriage? A man should treat his wife like a five-year-old. Now, I’m not saying you should use monosyllabic words or give her time-outs. But use these three methods, subtly, and both your lives may be made easier…"

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    DeBarge: I Like It

    – Ahhhh, taking me back to Bushwick HS, 1983 as I am popping my imaginary bass and harmonizing to this jam over here. 😀

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