Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

---

– Has anyone seen my Twister board? Oh! It's on Mrs. Clayton's head. LOL! http://lnk.ms/GJmWK #

finally cleared out his inbox to read the rest of the ASS CANCER thread. I have the funniest and most warped friends. #

– Just don't ask why Pauly didn't post this in his own blog. *snicker* (btw, Sean Percival likes me best! He told me so… http://lnk.ms/F1vT4 #

– My new mop is F**KING AWESOME! You haters are just jealous, that's all. #

– HAHA!!! Watch the video. Some people truly are too stupid to live. 😀 (thx Drew!) http://lnk.ms/F3kPp #

– Vic Damico has inspired me to expose the entire ugly world of the Drama Underground. Prepare for lotsa Butthurt, LULZ and Mayhem! #

– AW NOW COME ON!!! Can a guy have ANY secrets around here? YEESH! http://lnk.ms/F4TCy #

I favorited a YouTube video — Jimmy Wayne – Stay Gone http://youtu.be/ELjlvLTUFvA?a #

I am probably going to lose a whole lot of friends over THIS one. http://lnk.ms/F7kqk http://lnk.ms/F7kqk #

– Women are to relationships what MySpace 3.0 is to your sanity. http://lnk.ms/G7nYR #

– I get told "Grandma, what big teeth you have" all the time. 😀 http://lnk.ms/FCPK8 #

– Mike Cronan is a Top Blogger. If he's recommending Sitemodel for the blogging community, then it's worth looking into. http://lnk.ms/GVYDq #

– Show us your "Best Of" blogs! http://lnk.ms/FD1RL #

– No, I have no intention of dying for your sins. You jerks will just see it as a FREE PASS and screw around some more.… http://lnk.ms/GVF69 #

Powered by Twitter Tools