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- WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail. Now what do I mix it with? #
- NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED! Don’t click this link. http://lnk.ms/NKWyv #
- Have the Warriors taught u nothing, folks? Finger pointers are usually the first ones I suspect in a “whodunit”. http://youtu.be/TiPqjFm_RL4 #
- Ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover? http://fordummiescovers.com/share.php?id=175 #
- Finally, I can be understood! http://twitpic.com/4q3u54 #
- http://twitvid.com/BGVWB – @batiekear Awwwww too cute! #
- *YAWN* I’m exhausted. I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today. #
- … and St. Peter says “What is this some kind of joke???” #tweetthejoke http://t.co/sLU5zqr #
- #onlywhitepeople press up reaaaaaaal close against the urinals when other people are nearby.for some strange reason. #
- #onlywhitepeople can have an epileptic seizure in the middle of the dance floor, and no one can tell the difference. #
- Only God has the power to keep Himself from squishing you all like ants. Lord knows *I* wouldn’t be able to resist that kind of temptation. #
- All I need to do is flash my work ID and i can get into any military installation, Gov’t building, or gay bar http://twitpic.com/4qpifl #
- Trying to think of how to tactfully tell my boss, Bill White, that “WHITE POWER” is probably not a good name 4 his new power supply company. #
- William’s gonna wind up like his dad and ain’t gonna be king either. That old bitch is gonna live forever. Watch. #RoyalWedding #
- You can tell, #shewantsthedick if she blinks every few seconds while talking to you. #
- YOU #makesmesmile … yeah, I’m talking to you. #
- When an aspiring musician presents themself on YouTube with “it comes from their heart”… you already know it’s gonna sound like shit. #
- Today, I will follow all of my friends’ #FF suggestions. They can thank you/curse you out for it later. You’re welcome! #
- #FF @crazedminx @bethycutiepie13 @batiekear @vxen4urvp @thebig80sbitch @juztjeff @nakednurse @rogueflorida @mirabaigrace (via @ffhelper) #
- #FF @eb_white @stonebryson @okkinderhook @venomous1913 @vannabanana01 @loldonthate @jadedag @reneehendricks @bethypage (via @ffhelper) #
- #ff @shoddytaw @11_blaze_11 @matthew_67 @taniaokumoto @lillianlaruan @astolencherry @donkey_sosa @jennsonthego @dlbarnesjr (via @ffhelper) #
- #ff @veecambodia @bethlayne @drksolest @autumnlee88 @askasheville @alldogscanlearn @newsandidol @grandmaondeck @ITamusedME (via @ffhelper) #
- #ff @KaleenaProject @WeDontLoveHoes @Gigs510 @JuztJeff @morgan_murphy @LisaLampanelli @ReaIWizKhaIlifa @WebHostingFan (via @ffhelper) #
- Using FollowFridayHelper app to send #FollowFriday #ThankYou and other tweets based on my tweet history! http://FollowFridayHelper.com #
- #FF @drksolest @AskAsheville @veecambodia @bethlayne @autumnlee88 @alldogscanlearn #
- #FF @LisaLampanelli w00T!!!! #
- #iwannameet the guy that saw something come out of a chicken’s butt and thought. “Mmmmmmm, breakfast!” #
- Seriously. I feel his pain. http://lnk.ms/MJDPm #
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