What if they were right, and Russian Missiles destroyed the United States during Y2K?

What if you and your wife were the last people on earth???

What if your two best buddies were a couple of turds who let you think it happened while they trapped you in your Y2K Shelter??????
Y2K Mike - The First Great Prank of the 21st Century - by Eric Brooks
Monday, January 3rd, 2000 -01:23:48 AM EST-
Hello jourrnal, it's me, Bob.
Well, lookie here...our first bit of fan mail!
    WAIT TILL I CATCH YA'S!
 
From: dartdeath51@aol.com
Date:  Sunday, January 02, 2000 8:35 PM
To: Bob@******.net
Subject:  WAIT TILL I CATCH YA'S!

WELL HA HA F**KING HA!!!

SO YOU THINK TRAPPING SOMEONE IN A Y2K/BOMB SHELTER IS A BIG JOKE IN PENNSYLVANIA?????

YOU TWO ARE APPARENTLY A BY-PRODUCT OF CROSS-BREDING!!!! THANK YOU FOR PROVING TO THE <B>ENTIRE</B> WORLD HOW STUPID REDNECKS ARE!!!!!

YOUR QUEST TO MAKE FUN OF US SURVIVALISTS ONLY MAKES US WANT TO WASTE ONE OF OUR EXPENSIVE BULLETS INSIDE YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!

WE <U>KNOW</U> WHAT JERRY LOOKS LIKE!!!!

<A HREF="http://members.aol.com/dartdeath51/suvivalist.html">CLICK HERE: Check out SURVIVALIST MILITIA</A>

Well, allow me to adress this particular peice of mail:
1)

Shut the f**k up about your survivalist crap! I'd rather be a redneck, than an idiot on AOL! (Whats with all that <B> and <HREF> bullsh*t anyway???)
Wonder how long it's going to take before your "TOS" department pulls down THAT whacky @$$ page of yours?????
B) It's all a big goof! We're gonna let him out tomorrow and share a six pack and laugh about it tomorrow!


Jerry needed a change of underwear after we got that email! HEE HEE!!!!

We're listening to the mic we planted in the shelter...

Mike & Cindy are gettin all hot & heavy as we speak! YEEE-HAH!
He's ridin' that fine little filly yelling "WHO'S YOUR ADAM??? WHO'S MY EVE??"

Think I'm gonna go take the tape home with a copy of one of Cindy's pics and go "shellac the ol' totem pole" before I go to bed!

Tomorrow: Mike's liberation and more "what if's" about the end of the world!
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