| We
meant to let Mike and Cindy out today...we REALLY did!
But Jerry
screwed up big time! To call Jerry a "Village Idiot",
would be an insult to "Village Idiots" everywhere!!!!!
GAWD HE'S SO STOOPID!!!!!
I told
him to DISCONNECT the lines, NOT SEVER THEM!!!!!! We have no way
of calling, or useing the CB to shout "April Fool" like
we planned....dumbass cut all of the lines to the shelter with his
genuine imitation "Rambo" Knife...
Then we
picked this up on the microphone:
Mike:"War Journal. Date 010400. It's been almost four
days since the Russians attacked. The nearby explosion disabled
our generator, and we've been without lights or heat..."
Three
guesses how THEY'VE been keeping warm...HEE HEE!!!
Mike: "I can't even open the front door
to asess the damages, as it's rigged with plastic explosives, in
the event those Rooskie Bastards, or even radioactive zombies decide
to invade this shelter....I can't see a damn thing"
So
much for prying the door open or even knocking huh? Don't need my
ass blown into the next county!!!!!!
This is
out of control....this is beyond any thing I could have planned...
THIS
IS GREAT!!!!
I
GOTTA CALL THE NEWS...I'M GONNA BE ON TV!!!!
HEE
HEEHEE!!!!!! |