What if your two best buddies were a couple of turds who let you think the end of the world happened while they trapped you in your Y2K Shelter??????

Well it was funny for a few days...Now Mike and Cindy are trapped!

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Jerry and I were in Jail yesterday.

No, it had nothing to do with that while mess with Mike (though we probably shoulda told someone at the stationhouse while we were there.)

We got into a bar brawl after work, that's all.

While Jerry was getting his ass kicked, I swiped everyone's tips off the bar (came in handy when it was time to get bailed out!)

A few hours in the can and Jerry tapped into his creative, sissy side and wrote (with his good hand) a little something about the current situation...

ODE TO CINDY by Jerry R.

Poor poor Cindy, how we miss you!
Your smile, your cookin, the quick glimpse down your blouse everytime you get us guys a beer...

Sure wish we can see you bendin over the icebox to get us dinner every time we drop by.

I picture you now...

That was as far as he got before he had to run home and beat his carrot!