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Well,
it been just about a week now since Mike locked himself up
in that Y2K shelter...
Jerry
called the police to tell them what happenned. It was just SO obvious
this police officer was an ex-New Yorker who apparently ran like
hell from crime at his old job...
Jerry
was being more than polite to this man, and he treated him like
Gomer Pyle!
Police:
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"Arent
you a little too old for telephone pranks???" |
| Jerry: |
"Sir,
this AINT no prank! I'm serious!" |
| Police: |
"Just
so I understand this correctly, your best friend, and his wife
have been locked in a Y2K shelter for almost a week, and you're
just reporting this now?" |
| Jerry: |
"And
their dog..." |
| Police: |
"Oh,
of course...their dog."
"Let me speak to him"
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| Jerry: |
"Beg
your pardon?" |
| Police: |
"The
dog! Let me talk to the dog!" |
| Jerry: |
"You
can't sir, he's in the shelter with Mike and Cindy. You left
him out, that's all." |
| Police: |
"Too
bad. He'd probably make more sense than your drunken, hillbilly,
HeeHaw-watching, @$$. Now listen to me, 'cause I'm only gonna
say this once...."
"If
you ever call this stationhouse again, whether your pig is
stuck in a tree, or whether your outhouse explodes...I will
PERSONALLY come to your trailer park and lock you up...I am
I understood???"
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| Jerry: |
"Yes
sir" |
| Police: |
"Good.
Have a nice day" (SLAM!) |
Folks...YOU
JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!
I learned three important lessons today.....
- Never
send an IDIOT to do a man's job.
- A week
may be a little too late to fill out a "Missing Person's
Report"
- The
Poconos has too many
fuc damn New Yorkers in it!
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