He was too young for Vietnam, and too old for Desert Storm...
But that didn't mean Mike wasn't a good American, DAMMIT!
Mike's a survivalist and prepared for anything.

Mike bid his neighbors, Bob and Jerry, a fond farewell. He wished them luck, and they swore they would let him know when it's safe for them to re-emerge into the sunlight again.

Bob and Jerry had other plans...

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Mike and Cindy didn't even exist...
But I loved them as though they were.

What you read was a combination of hundreds of the many stupid rednecks living here in Pennsylvania. One had brain damage, one was a paranoid survivalist, and one drank until his liver durn near exploded.

Mike and Cindy were the last of the ones you grew to love.

I didn't mean to cause such hurt when you found out these storries weren't true. Just know that all the money we raised by selling Mike's pickup truck and Cindy's nekkid polaroids all went to pay our bar tab to charity.

I just wanted you to love them as I had, and hope you can one day forgive me.

- Bob -