Yes boys and girls, Mattel is proud to announce their “Web Design Collectible Series” starting with our own “CyberPal“. (Coming soon: Jeffrey Zeldman’s “Dr. Web” and “Mr. Jenkins“, Halcyon’s “Cocky Bastard“, Skizz’s “Action Skizz“, Alan Herrell’s “LemurMan“, Full Moon Graphics‘ “Miz Kitty“, Graham Freeman’s‘ “Grudnuk“, Joe Utsler’s “Crazy Uncle Joe & Anastasia“, Matt Rossi(With removable Clothes), Pete Milan (With “Tongue-sucking” action), Faith Kaminsky’s “Damnbaby Diva & Boris“, Chef Jon, The Webmistress, and The coSmiC diVa) Each figure is 8″ tall, fully poseable… and talks too!
CyberPal plays 10 phrases, including:
- “Dude, you’re such a shitwaste!”
- “I admit it, I’m a moron!”
- “Yo..Yo!!! What up wit’ dat???”
- “Where’s G.I. Joe??? I’ll kick his pansy little plastic ass!!!”
- “Yeah, Barbie!!!! Who’s yo’ daddy?”
The “Web Design Collectible Series” will provide hours of fun and wholesome enjoyment to your children, as they buy the interchangable playsets. For example, here is your CyberPal facing down some thugs outside of a bar. Note the hand inside jacket, in the hopes that he’ll scare them off, by pretending to have a gun…. in classic Brooklyn-style!
(Note: The “CyberPal: Puttin’ a cap in yo’ ass” playset sold separately.)