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Welcome, Skynet!

As you all may or may not know, Skynet has just become self aware. This might help you survive Judgement Day… but I doubt it.

Nice knowing you.

Skynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI OverlordsSkynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI Overlords
www.wired.com
The time has come. According to the Terminator clock, at 8:11 p.m. Tuesday, Skynet will become self-aware. And humanity will be screwed…


I know some of you don’t have private bunkers like the rest of us. *cough*. I found this for you and hope it helps. Good luck (not really).

How To: Terminate a TerminatorHow To: Terminate a Terminator (Updated)
www.wired.com
When a Terminator kicks down your door at 2 a.m., it’s just you and whatever you have on hand. While a 120-mm M829A1 round might swiftly convert a Terminator into scrap metal, I don’t believe that even DR readers keep a suitable cannon in the house.

Relationship Tips on Twitter

Today on Twitter, the trending topic was RelationshipTip101. With such sage advice like “Nevah cheat on yo girl!” and “Never start one, it will only break ur heart 🙁“, I felt compelled to depart with some of my wisdom to help these young, misguided kids.

… and not because I am a shameless attention whore looking to get noticed on Twitter. Nope. Not ME!

    RelationshipTip101

  • When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask “when am I getting it back?”, it was probably just a tickle in my throat.

  • When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It’s prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest!

  • If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself “Did I burn the roast again? Did I say ‘no’ to sex recently?”

  • It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony.

  • If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea.

  • If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch… Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!?

  • Your BF’s previous occupation was “Suicide Bomber”, and you are now realizing he has “Commitment Issues”… O RLY?

I hope this helped someone out there… 😀

Designing Websites for Cellphones: Not Just For Geeks Anymore

Believe it or not, here in 2011, I am finally looking at my website through a cellphone. I have to agree with a very close friend of mine that this is where the internet is heading… time to catch up on this and offer a new service for websites.

Designing for the Mobile Web Article » SitePointDesigning for the Mobile Web Article » SitePoint
blogs.sitepoint.com
"The mobile web is here to stay—but is your site optimized for users that are on the run? In this article, Brian reveals seven fundamental tips to make sure your website is a joy to use for all users—including those browsing from a mobile phone."

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-17

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom


  • I am keeping my FB page small and cozy to people I know personally, but kindly "like" my biz page where most of my anti… http://lnk.ms/Ll7Hw #
  • Don't mind me. Want to see if my tweets will go on my biz page. http://lnk.ms/Ll7Hw #
  • Hey I really like that map right to my house that's on my Facebook biz page. Come and get me freako's… what's the worst that can happen? #
  • I love how half the "Similar to You" people that show up on my Twitter page are former friends that hate my guts for no valid reason… #
  • This week's BFF Inspiration # 94 : Reflections by Diana Ross and the Supremes. http://lnk.ms/MrtKz #
  • You people posting in #agoodboyfriend need 2 lay off the Cosmo magazines, & just bend your girl over when she least expects it. Seriously. #
  • YAY! I finally got to see the wedding pics today! And no I wouldn't make them public. FB can delete me now… who cares? #
  • Continue reading “Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-17”

    [Cracked.Com] 7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo

    OMG… this is friggin’ HILARIOUS!

    7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
    www.cracked.com

    We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There’s like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh that stuff off as cheap entertainment not to be taken seriously, but what if they actually did listen to all of the advice?

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