Month: April 2011

Addressing all of My Enemies and Detractors Out There…

Posted on by Eric Brooks

To those spreading lies and vicious rumors about me, particularly about my mental state, I say… Fuck you! I’m the Emperor of Japan.

Also…
Tom Carpenter, The VP of MANtana delivers his first State of the Union Address.

Addressing the people of MANtana « Tom Carpenter's BlogAddressing the people of MANtana
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“Last week I got an IM from Bill, out of the blue. He said “we voted and decided, you’re the vice president. Accept it and deal with it”, or, something to that effect. I’d look it up to quote it, but Facebook assraped me like Beecher on “OZ” so that ain’t happening.“

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To All the Facebook Fallen…

Posted on by Eric Brooks

And profile deleters…
With love, from Harlean Carpenter
http://poeticpinup.blogspot.com/2011/04/fun-for-whole-family.html

Harlean Carpenter - Poetic Pinup.Com            Fun for the Whole Family!            
“It has come to my attention that there are some folks on the Internet who have had the tragically bad fortune to not be born into a life that includes magical wishing wells, the right to never ever have anything said to or about them or anyone they know that they or anyone they know might find the least bit offensive in any way, unlimited free ice cream cones, and a pony.
I know. It is very sad. I’ll give you all a moment to collect yourselves.“

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-03

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

  • PVT MSG:@batiekear @CrazedMinx @VannaBanana01 Hi. I just heard back from the clinic and got bad news. You may need to make an appointment. #
  • They say one out of four neighbors is a potential rapist. I don’t see it. I just see three chicks on my block who are asking for it. #
  • They say one out of four neighbors is a potential rapist. I don’t see it. I just see three chicks on my block who are asking for it. #
  • http://meme.li/i/6716716?s=wt – Damn you people for getting me hooked on the MEME generator!!!! #
  • http://meme.li/i/6716971?s=wt – I mean come on!!! Even i want to punch myself in the mouth for this one!!! #
  • It appears my personal profile and my ‘Randi’ profile was deleted on Facebook. How many guesses do you think *I* need for who was behind it? #
  • btw, this is Tweet number 666 for me. W00t!!!!!! #
  • Q: How many dates do you go on a person befo… A: Depends on the sparks and chemistry.: http://yearbook.com/ask-me-anything/15j6db #

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