It’s 10PM… do you know who YOUR child married online?

Well they got “married” on Runescape. Seems legit to m… OH COME ON, DO PARENTS EVEN KNOW WHAT THEIR KIDS ARE DOING ONLINE (or offline) ANYMORE???

13-Year-Old Raped by Her Virtual ‘Husband’, 54
A man traveled hundreds of miles three times to have sex with his long-distance wife. That almost sounds like a normal romantic story, right? Well, no…


I’m with the writer on this one. The mother realizes a creepy old man has been coming in town to have sex with your child after the third time? (And I doubt even the 13 year old was dumb enough to believe they were really married in an online game… much less Mr. Pedo.)

Parents: Watch your kids online… or someone else will. *shudders*


Gee and all this time I thought I was drawn to Bad Girls. :p

You Fall for the Guy or Girl Next Door Type
You think that people make love too complicated, and what you want in a partner happens to be pretty simple. You’re content with someone who’s nice, attractive, honest, and normal. So how come that’s so hard to find? You are fairly traditional, and you value security in relationships more than most people. It’s important for you to find someone loyal. When you find the right person, you don’t expect much …

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Risk taker, thrill seeker, with a wild streak? Sweet little ol’ shy me? 😮
Your Birthday Predicts You’re Fiery
Ever since you were born, you’ve loved taking risks. You crave excitement and thrills. You are driven by your passion. You may have a wild streak, but you also love learning and experiencing life. You’re multi-faceted and can’t be labeled. You’re sexy, smart, flexible, and stubborn.

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My inner child bullied you and took your lunch money too!

You Crave Inspiration
You are pessimistic about your present but optimistic about your future. You see lots of possibilities. You see love as passion. You think there is a physical and chemical component to love that can’t be denied. You expect other people to respect you. You are respectful of them in return. Your inner child is energetic. You still have a lot of enthusiasm every day.

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