Author: Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

[Goofy News] Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband

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From AP Top Strange News At 3:40 p.m. EDT –Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband:

“ALLIANCE, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, “You need to get a husband?” The 57-year-old Scott responded, “Yes.”…”


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Here you go, men.

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Another secret to keep you from sleeping on the couch another night. 😀

- Here you go men. Another secret to keep you from sleeping on the couch another night. :DHow to Be Unnaturally Patient with Your Spouse – MSN Relationships – article
"The secret to a happy marriage? A man should treat his wife like a five-year-old. Now, I’m not saying you should use monosyllabic words or give her time-outs. But use these three methods, subtly, and both your lives may be made easier…"

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

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Can’t get enough of my obnoxiousness on MySpace and Facebook?

Now you can Follow me on Twitter TOO! 😀

And the MySpace saga continues…

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If you missed the first part of the series… CLICK HERE!

After Dirty Sally finds out she is the Queen of MySpace, well… she doesn’t want it, so she discusses with Kelly Jo her plan to make C.C. the queen this week, and someone new every week….

A NEW QUEEN – ALERT THE MEDIA
A conversation between Kelly Jo and Dirty Sally

However… it turns out that C.C. doesn’t want it and Miss Showstopper happens to be Queen all along, and captures ME!

Hail Queen Showstopper
The MySpace saga continues as Miss Showstopper reveals her master plan to Eric Brooks before dumping him in a lava pit.

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