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I’ve just hear the news via Wulfgar…
Klondike Kate’s husband has passed away. 🙁
Kate has always been a wonderful friend to me, and always a support in all that I do. We’re all more than friends in our community, we’re family. And when one feels pain and loss… we all do.
Please stop by her site to offer your sympathies.
Thank you.
-=e=-
When you can be having a blast at my new haven for Problem Adults?
Not only is there a message board….
But chat rooms…
And NOW AN ARCADE!!!!!!
Featuring…..
Plus… if you’re good, a moderator may let you in to the Silver Club, featuring some really spicy discussions about, well… what do you think we talk about in hidden rooms? 😉
(18 or older …. what part of Problem Adults are you having a hard time understanding here?)
I could care less about giving away spoilers. Most Star Wars fans are already up to seeing the movie a third & fourth time at this point.
Once was enough for me.
Sure, I’ll give credit where credit is due; The action in this movie topped all five of the other movies combined. I took great pleasure in watching the annoying and self-righteous Jedi get annihilated (and I’ll tell you why in a minute)… but the shitty dialogue and the way the movie ended makes me want to get my money back from George Lucas the way the South Park kids went after Mel Gibson.
Continue reading “So am I the only person who thought Star Wars III sucked?”
Your spouse cheating on you?
Diagnosed with a terminal illness?
Laid off, or not getting laid at all?
If you’re looking for me, you know where to find me.
Actually, I’m spending the weekend doing a layout for the site in photoshop… should have a nice uniform look by the end of the weekend.
I’m off somewhere having the time of my life!
If you had half a brain, you’d be there too!
Oh, and in case you’re wondering….
Pretty cool considering I LOVE Christopher Lee.
(Not in a gay way. More like a prison sort of way.)
Remember when I said I was bored last weekend and wanted to start a project? Well some people took me up on the offer to join in and have fun… like a big masquerade ball that will never end. With lots of steamy sex stories hidden for members only.
Continue reading “The cure for boredom”
First there was the “Bush = Hitler” protest signs, long before that was the clever knickname for Senator Clinton (“Hitlery”), and now everyone from Pat Robertson to Sen. Santorum is comparing the fillibustering Democrats to the Nazis…
Like Anton LaVey says in his books, “Simply put: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like”.
Everyone is Hitler these days. That teacher who gave your child detention is Hitler, those spammers putting comments in your blog is Hitler… hell, that little bastard paperboy who keeps tossing your newspaper in puddles has GOT to be Hitler, right? Who else would do such a thing?
You’re all wrong.
You know who IS Hitler?
My gerbil. I have proof.
Sure. Look at him innocently running on his wheel, nibbling on his water bottle. I know he’s secretly plotting world domination and exterminating 55 million people.
You aren’t fooling anyone, fucker.
If you don’t think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in the last five minutes…
1. You are a traitor and should be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib (your choice)
or…
2, You saw something REALLY F**king funny five minutes ago (So never mind)
A Houston Texans cheerleader dances during the Texans’ Week 8 game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
(Robert Laberge/Getty Images)
“Sexy cheerleading bill” appears dead in Texas
Senate says it’s not likely to take action on legislation this year
WOOOO HOOO!!!! What a wonderful time to be a man and a sports fan!!!
(OK, well I don’t watch too many sports… but I know this is an important part of it!)
Have you ever SEEN some of the women that scream “Exploitation”?
Woof! Woof!
You will never see a beautiful woman picketing against bathing suit competitions or cheerleading. They know it’s all part of the power and allure that these women hold over men.
The feminists that want it stopped… you really don’t want to see them in a string bikini. Trust me.
Continue reading “Hooray for Sexy Cheerleading !!!!!”
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